Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Am I receiving heavy sighs too now? Oh goodie!

Hey! Those sighs aren’t heavy! They’re just big boned!

…I thought being big-boned affected size, not weight…
-wikipedia time-

Or big-muscled. Muscle weighs a lot too y’know.

Because the overwhelming problem with weight in America is caused by muscle.

Yup.

The tragedy of it all ^_^

I saw pictures of babies who looked like each of the original four Godhand in Berserk. Except Slan. Babies should not look like Slan.

However, it is perfectly okay for grown women to look like Slan.

What did they do to the babies to make them look like Void? ^_^

Wait, don’t answer that. I know you’ll just be at it with dead baby jokes again.

I don’t do dead baby jokes because one of my best friends had an abortion that she didn’t want.

But I am happy that you know of Berserk. Plus, none of those babies were dead. Which, I think we can all agree, is much worse.

Quite.

I humbly submit this to improve your day no matter how good or bad it already is.

Eh, it’s night here. But thanks still. ^_^


Huh. Can girls cry Manly Tears, too? If so, the main text body is nearly descriptive for me. (Yes, I know, there is an oxy-moron somewhere in there. ^_^)

Girls can cry manly tears. It’s okay. As Emperor of Masculinity, I declare it so.

Hee. Perhaps I should adopt this smiley as well. ^_^

…

Still.

*cries tears of her own*

If they’re tears of pride or joy, it’s okay. If it’s, you know, sad tears…well,

Of course they’re tears of joy. I couldn’t possibly feel that sad. ^_^

And since there’s a new Winnie the Pooh film coming, I see no reason to feel down.

Ah pooh, good old memories…

Oh, hi, Pronkat. Hasn’t it been a while? ^_^

Indeed it has! How ya’ll keeping?

Up, at least. ^_^

The switch from “mate” to “ya’ll” intrigues me, by the way.

Eh, I switch the colloquial depending on the situation and mood

Of course.

ILB!!! *Hugs tightly*

@ ILB: Depends on whether or not it’s live-action, 3D or computer-generated. Cel-shading, thankyouverrehmuch.

Pronkat saw how awesome Texas is and has absorbed our ways and customs. I dub him “Dances with Rednecks.”

Don’t forget Tennessee! We invented Y’all

I can’t forget Tennessee. That’s where I visited the stupid bitch upon whom I wasted three years of my life, she lived there for a couple years.

Way to make my home state feel loved Jerk.

Damn Texans, think they’re so great….

@ LaComi: It has nothing to do with Tennessee. Your state is beautiful and I drove a hundred miles around simply because I could, just to keep looking at it for a little while longer (approximately the long way from Knoxville to Gatlinburg since you probably know the terrain). I happen to love your state, but I have terrible memories attached to it.

@ (nameless): Why think when you can know? :3

Bah! Texas: large, flat, boring state with too much humidity and terrible weather. Did I mention its FLAT? (Also you don’t have The Terminator as your governor)

Oh God you were in the good area

Fucking mountains man, beautiful all year around.
And Gatlinburg, though right beside a tourist trap of Pigeon Forge, it is so tiny and cute, God how I love it.

But I am sorry for the memories, just think of the pretty trees.

Tennessee…I haven’t been there, I’ve visited most states west of the Mississippi but only a couple east of it.

An awesome state if I may say so myself. It’s a beautiful place with a small town fell where ever you go.



As long as you’re a white male American.

So…not the most diverse state in the nation?
Also what if I’m white, male, & Californian?

Rick Perry is an asshat, but a lot of Texas is pretty great. There are some seriously beautiful places, but you have to know where to look. Not nearly as beautiful as Tennessee, though. Arkansas is beautiful too in the Ozarks at least.

Val was a cunt. I rarely use the word, but that’s what she was. She lived in a trailer with its back to the Smoky Mountains. We drove up to the top and looked out over Knoxville at night.

I have never been blue-balled so bad in my life as I was that night.

Hmmm I don’t know California is full of those hippy gay people….

I don’t have a problem with the gays, but hippies…Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. They’re as bad as the Christians here who shove shit in your car door handle about how you’re going to Hell if you listen to the rock and the roll.

@JerK: that last sentence of yours (the one about Knoxville) amuses me to no end. I’d strongly recommend visiting the city of San Francisco if you’ve ever the chance but if you don’t like hippies stay away from Berkley, it’s a nice town with a college one can only dream of getting into but even by my standards it’s …different.
@Taeshi: My point, especially here in the SF Bay Area

I’m just cranky because one of them shoved a pamphlet in my car door handle. I have never seen a wall of text so big in my life, and I read the whole thing just to see how retarded it was.

“How retarded was it,” you ask? Very. It blamed removing prayer from schools for the rise in homosexuality and AIDS and divorce and teen pregnancy. And that’s just one part.

Also, I love San Francisco. I’ve been there a bunch of times. It’s a great city and I’ll go there again some day.

Hmmm…I don’t even look at car handle paphlets anymore

It was folded and someone obviously put a lot of time and thought into it. It was pretty entertaining.

Well that was nice of you Jerk.

Well, if they’re going to talk about the son of God, I’d like to know what they’re saying about me.

Oh Jerk, how I do love you.

<3

We had another horror movie night with me, my brother and his girlfriend. You’d think I’m a third wheel but his girlfriend likes having me around because I defuse horrible situations with hilariously inappropriate commentary.

Are we talking about jump-out-and-scare-you horror movies, the creepy-haunt-your-dreams type of horror movies, the so bad/cheesy they’re good horror movie…?

We mostly try to watch the first two kinds, but we’re not above watching cheesy crap. His girlfriend is a preppy little cheerleader but she’s a major fan of the Saw series, and I respect that.

Meh, your topics bore me.

Stand back, guys. Icky’s ‘bout to say something totally interesting.