Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Haha it’s “consolation” not “constellation”!

A constellation is a group of stars durp.

@I‘ve Lost Badly: Actually, according to the information stored on there greatest hits album, Hot Rocks, it is “Paint It Black” with no comma.


I don’t have any problems to contribute to this “My life sucks”-Fest, so I will instead wish you all to be happy, live life to the fullest, and to prevail against all odds over the troubles that plague you. Or just continue doing to do so.

@ Ninja: But my life doesn’t suck.
@ Icky: LaComi gets to spell it however she wants because she’ll just threaten Webster to change the dictionary anyway.

I never said she spelled it wrong. I said she used the wrong word.

And I said she’ll just change the meaning anyway, so the point is moot.

How else would you characterize chronic complaining about very real and pertinant problems in a mildly humorous way, Jerk?

I don’t know. I just like to share with you guys what’s going on, good, bad and boring. This last one, I was just in such a good mood I had to look back and see what was wrong with my life so I can give it all a metaphorical “fuck you” by just bein’ my old happy-go-lucky self.

I understand, but I was giving in to my compulsive need to mock things I see.


I am sorry for having offended you. *commits seppuku*

Nah, you didn’t offend me.

Hence the sarcasm!

So the smiles stay the same even when in bold or italics.


…interesting…

Argh. You’re like math. I think you’d be so easy to understand if I didn’t make simple, stupid God damn mistakes.

And they can be included in a link title.

…very interesting…

I’m actually a lot more like a mostly harmless minefield. There are subtle clues to what must be avoided and what is safe, and it is rather formulaic, but if you miss one of those details a big explosion of purple cheese-its engulfs you.

:AWESOMEFACE:

Caps sensitive.

Predictable.

Of all the different circumstances, caps is the only one that makes a difference.

I see you guys have been playing with the smiles. And I can use the wrong words if I want to Iggy. I never said I was a master a grammar now did I?

someone should do a summery of this thread…

But there would be no point to it, it’s all random and not really worth it.

We’re just chatting after all.

not even chatting, just random facts about our lives designed to start some kind of response, that usually goes ignored, then the joke about your situation starts up conversations.

You know what, I’ll summarize this for fun.

Pika is a kind of rat, gag reflexes, we’re the best family ever, rusty spoons, pokemon, random childhood stories, getting drunk, more pokemon, heavy sighs, random space adventures with giant robots, more heavy sighs, more childhood stories, more being drunk, more heavy sighs, more childhood stories, music, smiles, review.

And dashes of Me and Jerk being dicks for good measure.

…Wow. (@Commie)

I have decided I hate IRC with a passion (which makes me wonder why I still lurk there :/)

HELL-Fuckin-O dudettes I am back finally got internet back woohoo for me hows everyone doin

Pronkat is my bro, ILB is my conscience, LaComi is my partner-in-crime, Triplesmex is my brother-at-arms, Ninja is my compassionate twin, Sean is my home boy and Icaras is the Charlie Brown.

And Hugh Laurie is my co-pilot.

@ Noir: Hey Noir. I figured you were off punching terrorists and Scientologists in the throat or something.

Oh my. You put too much store in my smiles, Johnny. ^_^

And the cover of the Rolling Stones single does have a comma, *Ninja. I find it easier to believe that someone forgot one than absent-mindedly added one.

I’d add a “^_^” to that sentiment as well, only it looks silly to have one in every line.

I have to be on my best behavior when you’re around. :|

Okay, I can control myself when you’re not, but I still wind up talking about dicks more than is probably healthy. Or less than is probably healthy, depending on your perspective.

How so? ^_^

Because you’re all polite and stuff, and I’m, well, not.

Your standards are impossible I can work in these conditions aaaaaaaaa

Never mind my standards. If they were to be authoritative, why, life would be devoid of fun and meaning. ^_^

Brother at arms eh jerk? im flattered

okay we dont have to mind ILB’s stardards eh then…………… BOOBS!!! tee hee
tired

I will upkeep those standards myself, however. Just to keep you two on your toes. ^_^

And hello, Goldwulf. It has been too long, has it not?

ah yes indeed ILB far too long, with my recent (okay always but rencently worsening) back problems i have been unable to be online much this week as sitting up for extended periods causes me quite a bit of pain, but i shall survive i always do. vacation in two weeks anyways so i only have to continue to survive at work doing the work of two people for a little while longer.

ITs good to have you back

I do hope your back gets better soon. It must be a pain (no pun intended). ^_^

the chiropracter is helping fix the years of damage so thats a start

though if he makes the “alright now lets get crackin!” joke again im smacking him

He sounds like a real blast.

yes he can be a bit odd at times, but its better than medicating myself to death so i can put up witha few corny jokes.

so how was you german adventure? did you claim ttheyre land in the name of odin? Marry a random stranger and steal away in the night with his wallet? act like a lost American tourist just to annoy the locals?

Hmm… A stretching technique that might help you, is to lay on the ground and approach the wall until you are at a near 90 degree angle with your legs on the wall and your back on the ground. You need to do this for 10 minutes. It is uncomfortable at first, but it gets better once your spine starts resetting. It has helped me anyway, and I used to have to go to the chiropractor. I still have back pains, but only when I don’t stretch in the morning and at night.

hmm i shall have to try that, currently im just iceing my back for all non work and sleep hours of the day, ten minutes on and off, as well as basic stretching, curse this sciatica and the scoliosis too,

Well, hope that improves. Chronic pain makes life all the more joyful.

Hee, Goldwulf, I’m not a wild thing. ^_^ I left Germany to be German, left the random strangers to be random strangers, and left the locals to be local. But it was fun, yes.

sure, sure , when no ones looking your proably the life of the party wandering into eddings your not ivited to and starting random dances, stealing horces from the race track and chaseing down villians, stealing all the pants in an entire german village so the villages have to walk around in therys underwear, and you never get caught because no one know what you look like

Curses! I have been foiled! ^_^

But my real life self is remarkably like my online self. It is almost distressing, how boring and polite I am in every conceivable way.

boring no, sweet and funny yes, and besides its better than being a middle aged Norwegian fisherman pretending to be a young woman on the fourums in an attempt to recapture his lost youth that was stolen by the Damned north sea

No, I would definitely say boring. I would nearly bore myself to death if I didn’t have fun people around me. ^_^

If you were boring, we wouldn’t bother with you. BANGARANG, RUFIO!

BACHUNGA!……I mean The Boo Box!

see your neither boring nor a Norwegain fisherman so stop fretting about it