Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Poor dude.

Not bothering to backread right now.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT MY LAPTOP I’M SO HAPPY!!!

…Yeah, not backreading. Sorry! ^_^

Anybody seen Repo Man? Surgically-induced orgasm. He’s, like, biting her ear and neck and shit while he’s cutting into her with a scalpel.

I was laughing so hard.

Yes. Seriously. In real life. I was on the roof. I just got so fed up with them screaming at each other over the TINIEST FUCKING THING! They were arguing over whose magazines were on the table! Then that botched attempt to morphed into them shouting about what the other one did that they hated! I couldn’t sit there anymore so I went outside and climbed up onto the roof, thinking I could get a little silence in which to organize my thoughts and figure out how I was going to deal with this mess. But no, I could still hear them.

I just killed this thread with my emo post, didn’t I?

It is kind of awkward to reply to an emo thread without feeling like an ass.

It’s kay *Ninja, we all need to vent sometimes and this is the best place to do it. It’s healthy ya know!!

Then act like an Ass if you must. I didn’t mean to kill this thread. So for the sake of Random Chatters everywhere, just ignore my problems and move on.

And Thank you La Comi. It didn’t help any, but I appreciate the effort.

Ah well at least I can say I tried! That’s me, attempting to be helpful without accomplishing anything!





See *ninja! Now I’m helping you kill the thread with emoness!! YAY!

Gee, Thanks.

yo yo yo dudettes

I am a dudette! Hello!

Hello

I was so down today :/ i almost cried in a mall

1.5 yo-yos



That’s something you don’t see often.

Calm down, Ninja. We love you.

Random chat got so random that now I am confuzzuled.

oh dear……

im sad im grounded srry about my grammar im writin on my phone

I’m sorry you are grounded. Try doing something fun, like writing!

im grounded cause i broke someones nose

Don’t worry about it. We all have problems of one sort or another and friends like us are happy to accommodate you anyway.

Why did you break their nose? I’m always up for stories!

STORY TIME NOW!

ok story is my dad told something rlly hurtful to me and now he is so fucking sorry anyways i had a emo face combined with my emo clothes well made some idiot wanted a good laugh he started bullying me and i was so like angry atm i bursted and sent it straight to hes nose then he fell and started crying on the floor

Haha you made the bitch cry! That’s great.

Thank you for sharing.


I second La Commie in saying “Good for you! That bastard deserved it!”

well my parents had to talk wit the kids to say srry and ppl had to clean the floor which had blood and all those shitty probs

Ah, well someone has to clean up the collateral damage.







But still, Nice punch.

Maybe that kid will learn not to be a dick then. There was a moral here, we should learn from it.

Punch your problems in the face. It may not fix them, but it will make you feel a hell of a lot better.

There ya go! Moral yay!

lol the moral is dont try to bully a kid who knos 7 of the most painful martial arts

True, but less funny.


Whatever.

Ya did good kid!

We all get thumbs up now.

Caps…

Shhh….no on saw that…

I did. You cannot change that.



The Shadow Knows! (Too old for you to recognize, far too old.)

@Noir: Meh, I personally probably wouldn’t have broken that asshole’s nose but from what you said he deserved it. He will most likely cease being an asshole anyway…
@Ninja/Shadow/whatever: *heavy sigh*

…and you forgot the “e” in “one”.

Was that a heavy sigh of recognition?!?

I hate you The Shadow!

Stupid editor whore….

@Ninja: ^That is a heavy sigh of recognition, (the reference is somewhat familiar to me)

Normally I would have ignored it, but your timing was too perfect.

well thats not all ive just been havin such horrible expiriences here

You Know Me?

There shouldn’t be anyone left alive who knows about me!

Do you need a hug, Noir?

now that u posted that The Shadow Everyone in here knows about you XD
@ninja yes plz hugle D:

Actually “The Shadow” is a name and accompanying character borrowed from a source that I can safely say is older than you and possibly older than your mother.