Bittersweet Candy Bowl

We love you to Jerk, that’s why we’re the best family ever! This one doesn’t make me want to claw my own eyes out with a spoon! A rusty on at that!

Yeah Jerk you know your awsome, gonna take you advice and stay in tonight, order up some chinese food, eat peking duck and then get some rest, maybe try the club thing next week

Two thumbs up bro!

fuck you pig

@ LaComi: I hear that. *fistbump*

@ Sean: And one for you too, for good measure. *fistbump*

@ Triplesmex: Good man, that’s what I like to hear. Mind you, I have no problem with you drinking, I do have a problem with you hurting yourself. If you felt bad enough to throw up yesterday, alcohol will only exacerbate things.

@ whf: And while I’m on the subject: that goes for you too, whf. Not that you’ve indicated you’ll be bar-hopping anytime soon, just take care of yourself.

@Jerk: Isn’t it about time you changed your name?

@whf: Glad to see that you’re in your usual bad mood.

@Sean: Better safe than Sorry.

@Leaving a Comment: COMMIE!!!!!

bro im straight edge

@whf: …sure…lets go with that….

im not in a bad mood all the time hey

STOP POSTING SO FAST I WAS RESPONDING TO JERK WITH THE STRAIGHT EDGE COMMENT AAA

@ Ninja: Eh, I dunno. I switched this when people stopped clamoring for change because this is as close to my real name as most people ever get. It’s kind of a sign of affection for everyone that I switched to it, in a really weird kind of way.

@ whf: Damn, sorry. I knew that and it slipped my mind.

i dont think ive ever said i was straightedge here so yeah dont have to apologize

I thought you did? Somewhere? =/ Iunno.

@Jerk, any time bro, *return fist bump

@*Ninja, *NINJA!!!!

On a completely unrelated note, this thread needs more this:

Top left cloud looks kinda like a vibrator.

Leave it to Jerk to notice that

Ah! La Commie! How’s my daughter doing?

She just went out and killed the neighbor’s really annoying dog.

We have taught her well.

YAY!

@Bread OH GOD Where’s My Eye Bleach!

that said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57SRQ8YuIU

Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Pikachu?
Nope.

New meme is new.

Pikachu

so full of duck and sleepy, tasty food is tasty
try next week to meet women if i have the days off or try another dating site or some such

goddammit bread did you have to ruin nope.avi for me

=C


also @whf

I can now add “appearing in the front row of Ninja’s poster” to my list of awesome things that happened to me today.

fuck you and your /b/ shitt ujghifmum

luv u whf you are the reason for my existence.

I agree with La Commie (I still don’t forgive you for killing me however), she is such a stark contrast to whf and Bread right now…or at least her last post was…

I killed you?

I think it was Random Chat…3? You ordered my head to be cut off…I eventually stole a phoenix down from Jerk (or something like that) and I am now not dead.

Pfft. I gave you that Phoenix Down.

Probably.

Phprnix downs come in handy but they taste terrible, like chugging flaming whisky through a road pylon, its best you just have a white mage or two in your party, i think you can hire them through the want ad’s

Yeah…The only problem is that they always want sexual favors in return, and they’re rarely the people you would actually wish to couple with. Either way hope your gag reflex doesn’t kick in.

Ah I see, I wish death on so many people sometimes i forget who I wished it on.

Except me because I’m special.

As in, “I have a specialty for making people wish death upon me.”

Would you wish death upon me commie? Oh and catsby, who was that fat wizard I was supposed to punch again?

wishes life on jerk simply to confuse him

I don’t wanna go to class. *sniffle*

Casts life 3! Go to class

or dont, your choice really, if your not feeling your best maybe just call it a day

It’s…it’s the first day… ;-;

first day? then im afraid my freind you may have to suffer through it,
Stand up straight! Put on your fanciest hat! Stock up on the necessary medications for your ailment! Get a tape recored on hand in case your concentration is shot!

Or just explain to whoevers in charge of the class on your second day that you were to sick to go, health is important or so ive heard

Hey again, I haven’t been on due to this comp being used. What’s going on with everybody else? I personally have been chilling up in Mammoth with my cousins.

Kentucky?

Working and chilling with friends, both from the forum and those outside the web. Other than that, it’s been pretty uneventful. I might try the voice chat later. Did you have a good time?

I’m standing in line at the wizarding world of Harry potter. How long is long line? 2 hours.

just had one hell of a hail storm, beat the living shit out of all the pidgions on my balcony and scared the crap out of my cat sending her under the bed shaking back and forth, she does this whenever a storm rolls in.

Just cast time magic and make the line diapear, and while your waiting in line ace just know it could be worse, could be a fanfic worl of harry potter ride, dear god the horrors that could bring

Horrors like left your new hands over the stove, and the mice making a worldwide conspiracy for conquer the world with his most powerful and morphed mouse, the pika-master formerly known as Pikachu or pikachino. Or this is just an excuse for us to go to a place in where the floor is made of jelly and our body is made of raspberry cola? The intrinsic world and it’s madness that drives us crazy, having dreams of fluffy bones and killer bottles of water. Nostradamus predicted the end of the world and the luck cookie i had on noon after eating Chinese food predicted i post all this, for all of us to unveil the truth and the mice can never conquer all our world. So join me my cousin brother in this crusade, jump over your marshmallow and ride to a brighter chocolate made sunshine.

For Narnia! We will ride our war cats against the mice.