Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Quite.

Now, I lung for something less… gory.

Calm down now kidneys, no need to get ovaries excited over nothing. Maybe we could all sit down and enjoy some nice cereal, who like brain?

Oh, brains?

I think I could do with some of those. ^_^

I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’ while
my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.

Of course, people who think a lot seem to have rather more problems than people who don’t. This puts me in a condundrum.

I never think, only do.

Bazinga!

Well, naturally.

That train of thought has led to some really awkward sex for me.

Well, naturally.

Eww. ^_^

Disappointment is realizing that girls do not all have bodies like porn stars. :[

Oh, we don’t. Why would you think that? ^_^

And, to a degree, eww again.

I talk about sex when I’m bored. I didn’t realize this until just now. >:[

…

Was thinking of trying to rejoin again, but it looks like I shouldn’t.

See ya!

*gets the fuck out*

My brother asks me last night: would you rather die by gunshot or sexual asphyxiation.
I answer without hesitation.

Gunshot?

You know me better than that.

I know, it’s called being sarcastic. Sorry I’m not *Ninja and blatantly state when I’m being sarcastic.






*Prepares for a surprise ninja attack*

*Chucks a poorly thrown shuriken, breaking a nearby stained glass window.*

…..Surprise.

I’ll go start the robot.

I know.

Let it be known that I would like to die with an erection. That is not a terrible way to die.

You heard it here first.

Id like to die asleep or in fight or right now (still in emo mood)

This is my formal apology to LaComi for that mental image:



I’m just kidding. I wanted a reason to show this off.

What, did the guy triple park or something? ^_^

I have no idea. There was no context, but that note is awesome.

A small piece of putty about that big, a cheese mechanic from Dunbar and two frogs — one called Kipper the other not — have all gone “Ni ni ni ni ni ni!” in Blackpool Central.

We are the knights who say Ni!

And I’m going to start using that note now Jerk. I was at the movies once and saw a car parked on top of a dirt mound. It was awesome.

We are now the Knights Who Go Neeeow … wum … ping!

The Cast (in order of appearance.) M= Man looking for an argument R= Receptionist Girl Q= Abuser A= Arguer John Cleese C= Complainer Eric Idle H= Head Hitter

M: Ah. I’d like to have an argument, please.

R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

M: No, I haven’t, this is my first time.

R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

M: Well, what is the cost?

R: Well, It’s one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

R: Fine. Well, I’ll see who’s free at the moment. Pause

R: Mr. DeBakey’s free, but he’s a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.

M: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

M: Well, I was told outside that…

Q: Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

M: What?

Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!!

Q: OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.

M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Q: Not at all.

M: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!! (Walk down the corridor)

M: (Knock)

A: Come in.

M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?

A: I told you once.

M: No you haven’t.

A: Yes I have.

M: When?

A: Just now.

M: No you didn’t.

A: Yes I did.

M: You didn’t

A: I did!

M: You didn’t!

A: I’m telling you I did!

M: You did not!!

A: Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

M: Oh, just the five minutes.

A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.

M: You most certainly did not.

A: Look, let’s get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.

M: No you did not.

A: Yes I did.

M: No you didn’t.

A: Yes I did.

M: No you didn’t.

A: Yes I did.

M: No you didn’t.

A: Yes I did.

M: You didn’t.

A: Did.

M: Oh look, this isn’t an argument.

A: Yes it is.

M: No it isn’t. It’s just contradiction.

A: No it isn’t.

M: It is!

A: It is not.

M: Look, you just contradicted me.

A: I did not.

M: Oh you did!!

A: No, no, no.

M: You did just then.

A: Nonsense!

M: Oh, this is futile!

A: No it isn’t.

M: I came here for a good argument.

A: No you didn’t; no, you came here for an argument.

M: An argument isn’t just contradiction.

A: It can be.

M: No it can’t. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

A: No it isn’t.

M: Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.

A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

M: Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’

A: Yes it is!

M: No it isn’t!

M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. (short pause)

A: No it isn’t.

M: It is.

A: Not at all.

M: Now look.

A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.

M: What?

A: That’s it. Good morning.

M: I was just getting interested.

A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.

M: That was never five minutes!

A: I’m afraid it was.

M: It wasn’t. Pause

A: I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue anymore.

M: What?!

A: If you want me to go on arguing, you’ll have to pay for another five minutes.

M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

A: (Hums)

M: Look, this is ridiculous.

A: I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid!

M: Oh, all right. (pays money)

A: Thank you. short pause

M: Well?

A: Well what?

M: That wasn’t really five minutes, just now.

A: I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid.

M: I just paid!

A: No you didn’t.

M: I DID!

A: No you didn’t.

M: Look, I don’t want to argue about that.

A: Well, you didn’t pay.

M: Aha. If I didn’t pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!

A: No you haven’t.

M: Yes I have. If you’re arguing, I must have paid.

A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

M: Oh I’ve had enough of this.

A: No you haven’t.

M: Oh Shut up.

Python for your Health

that’s my favorite MP sketch! : D

No Prob, bro

But why is the end lacking?

3 threads at one time.

Oh, I know. Let us go back and bump all the others, too ^_^

(Disclaimer: I accept no responsibility for whoever does that’s actions.)