Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Wow congratulations! Your teeth will be king of your mouth, lord of the molars and great commander of the canine! Way to go!

WHOA, the fuck did I miss? This thread exploded while I was away!

In other news, I beat the shark noise. Yay!

Triplesmex, if I were a woman I’d be wet for you right now. :|

Well jerk all you need to do is loooook in a mirror!

Blame That guy doing all that vaginamancy.

God, I rule. <3

Sure do?

Yeah huh. <3

Alright then, glad we cleared that up

Ugh…mouth hurts I’m guessing wisdom teeth

=_=

Random Chat is dead the ONE TIME I COME ON!!!!

Just my luck. Seriously.

*yawn* aye, an active night this is not. I’m sleepy…

Yeah, I have volunteer work today, presumably from 9 to 9 if they don’t send me home.

^Have fun with that.

My friends exposed me to Lady Vengeance last night…I still don’t know how to react to it. It was messed up and comical at first, then it just became messed up and disturbing/infuriating.

Anyway, how is everyone doing?

i am fine today, tired because we got a shit load of s[ecials for next week at work last night, currently eating pudding useing an ice cream scoop because all the spoons are dirty and not doing much else

I hear ya, just received another truck order for a couple thousand pounds worth of paint. Haven’t been getting enough sleep for a variety of reasons the last few days, but work is work.

I need a job I’m broke

Sorry to hear that. Have you checked with UPS, Fedex or The Postal Service? All of them have various work hours for full-time and part-time, pay well and have other great incentives such as tuition reimbursement, etc.

I have not tried that before actually

Me @work using a MGS T-shirt
Buddy: I saw your random and i rise one more…crab fight!
Dunno where come from sound: …*Bzzt*..
Buddy: What was that?
Me: That was a thousand of your neurones dying…will you assist at the funeral?

This actually happens 5 minutes ago…weird…

-Regards from Testing Land!-

I didn’t stay. Bleh.

Heh… Volunteering….

Yaaaay, just got off my flight, good times…

Why nobody told me that tea with milk is so good?

They were keeping it a secret from you specifically to deny you its deliciousness.

The time traveling mariachi? Quick into the refridgerator!
(Cream tea for anyone who gets the reference).

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Sup my bitches? Miss any thing good?

Megatron came by, but a kick to his synthetic balls persuaded him to leave. Other than that, meh. Y tu?

Nothing big, just chilled with my peeps and such.

Megan and her friend are putting together my forthcoming girlfriend application. That is, personal ad on OKCupid or whatever she intends to do with it. I don’t know anybody around here so I figure “what the Hell.”

If anything you could always use this as an opportunity to freak some girls out is if the dates get boring. You could pretend you are a robot! Or an alien!

If it starts going bad, I’ll just whip out the good old “pursuant to Megan’s Law.”

And record it for YouTube.

Haha wonderful!

On the video, if she asks how I was convicted, I’ll just deadpan blush and mutter “…statutory.” And then I’ll burst out laughing: “Just kidding, I’m a rapist!”

I think I’ve found a new hobby in volunteer work. I spend three hours there and they’re ecstatic that I showed up at all.

@Leaving a comment: Yeah the whole ‘pretending to be a robot thing’ simply make people think you are emotionally dead.

Or stuff something in your pants and pretend you have an erection the entire evening.

you’re still disturbing

I am fantastic.

fantastically disturbing, and great at reminding me that I’m very alone (insert angst here)

I have a goal to get girlfriends in real life for every lonely guy on here. As long as nobody has compunctions about using dating sites, I think it can be done.

dating sites? yeah have fun with that

You never support my dreams.

*heavy sigh*

You always sigh at me.

Yes well you have so far done more to deserve my sighs than anyone else, also you’ve been around since the forums were first started hence more time in which to earn those sighs.

I still don’t even know what that means.

It conveys emotion which is kind of hard to explain…sort of similar to a face palm a guess…though less extreme than a face palm. Imagine me speaking out loud sighing in frustration at what you just said while perhaps muttering the phrase really? under my breath.

If you face-palmed every time you talk to me, your face would be flat.

Than again real life I’m an automaton who supresses all emotion (or so I’ve been told), I would most likely just give you a strange stare for a second or two without saying anything.

I’m a deadpan snarker. If you lose to me in a staring contest, you have to stop suppressing your emotions for an entire week. Conversely, if I lose, I will go an entire week without using the word “dick” or a synonym thereof.

No deal, I’m afraid I can’t agree, I don’t suppress my emotions on purpose it is (paraphrasing my old psychiatrist here) “most likely an unconscious defense mechanism the brain uses to protect itself…,” what is my mind protecting itself from? No idea, but it can make for a very difficult love life.
Also I question your ability to go an entire week without using the word “dick.”
Finally how do we know who wins if we are TYPING OVER THE INTERNET???