Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I question my ability to go an hour without using the word “dick.” And you have no imagination. That’s why I’m winning.

No, you’ve already lost, you unconsciously blinked 13 times over the course of typing that last post. And since you typed before I did you blinked first, and you lose.

Nuh.

You can’t argue with my logic

Well when you put it that way.

Also I’m dead, I don’t need to blink, you are living so you do.
Furthermore I must depart, should give you some time to lament your defeat.

Pfft. Death is a permanent blink. A forfeit. You forfeit.

You guys need to go run through a glorious field of sunshine.

Like, right now? Because the sun just kind of went down.

Yes right now,I don’t care how you make it happen. Just make it happen. NOW

Can’t it be, I dunno…metaphorical sunshine? I’m fresh out of the natural stuff. Also: there’s God damn bees and snakes and scorpions and horse shit in that field.

you must frolic through the laundry detergent sunshine if actaul solar sunshine is not available

So…I drink this laundry detergent? If you’re trying to get me to kill myself, damn. I’m kind of impressed.

Yes, running through a glorious field of sunshine is actually a metaphor for killing yourself. Darn you have figured out mine and Triplesexy’s plan. If it was for you meddling kids and your damn dog…

no you dont drink it, it’s in powdered form, you throw it in the air and then frolic through it. Inhaling as much as possible.

and no way i’d trt and get you to kill yourself, who else would i complain and drunk chat to if you were gone, besides you mentioned some sort of plan up there involving dating sites and i approve of it in my case at least.

@ LaComi: Go into the light? Eh? Eh?

@ Triplesmex: Yeah, I’m serious about that. I know it could sound lame, but I want to improve the lives of the people around me, and I figure I could start with something ambitious to set a morale victory. And you wouldn’t be alone either, I’m doing it too at some point.

I don’t take murder attempts personally. Usually it’s just some kind of test I set against my pupils, but I’ve had girlfriends where that kind of thing, pretty literally, served as some Hellish kind of foreplay (and it was so awesome, so awesome).

well im off to the irish pub down the block, might as well have fun while the towns in such a party mood, wish me luck

Don’t give yourself alcohol poisoning!

and Jerk have I ever mentioned that the images you put in my head make me want to gouge my eyes out?

@ Triplesmex: Go with God, as long as you BE SAFE DAMN IT.

@ LaComi: So you say, but if you did that you wouldn’t be able to talk to me and then you’d miss meeeee~

I would just get one of those fancy talking computers and everything would be peachy keen!

You have no idea how creepy I would make that for you. No idea.

hey guys im sighing over the internet just a quick update

Why Snooths?

Back and same as usual, had three drinks and just felt awkward, so many drunk cowboys, and cowgirls in hot pants, stampede is crazy, but i still dont know what im doing, need to learn to talk to people , tired of ending up alone every night. Fuckin hungry going to get a hot dog from street vendors, those mother humpers are raling in the dough with the bar crowd shit! ow well yeah hungry so back later

bars dont work alone when shy…food

I’m back from wine country, I really don’t like (and am technically not old enough to drink) wine but still very scenic.
@Jerk: Stop trying to argue with my infallible logic, you lose, deal with it.

WHO LYKS PEANUT BUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LYK PEANTUT PUTTAAAAAAAAAA

I refuse. I deny you.

this chat isn’t very lively…..

That would’ve made a great “your mom” joke, but I took the high road this time.

Assuming any of the end players are seeing This I might be late tonight due to emergency cat surgeries.
Random info: stillborn kittens!

Oh Jesus D:

Megan’s being a cocktease again. ;-;

filler

so….anyone have team fortress 2?

No one has Team Fortress 2. No one has ever played Team Fortress 2. I’ve never even heard of Team Fortress 2 or seen it plastered all over every gaming webcomic since the instant it came out.

Isn’t that the game where you jump on turtles and save a princess or something?

No, that’s Mass Effect 2.

i thought that was the hack and slash where you ran around conquering china, if thats the case then whats this Mario brother ive been hearing about?

I think thats the one where you kill zombies in an attempt to survive with 3 other people.

I heard Mario and Luigi have a Super Mario 4 coming out where they introduce their autistic younger brother Guido.

not gonna say it

Do it.

…*heavy sigh*

Yeeeeeees.

You are strange

Your heavy sighs sustain me.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

D&D FUCKERS LEFT ME FOR DEAD!!!!!

Heehee, while i was being a badass, Icaras was left to die because our secondary healer was rascist. =3

fuck those elves.

Also, the cleric should not run in front of the party unless they have the AC to go with that boldness.

Sorry, Squicky.

Poor Iccy