Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Have any of you guys noticed how completely insane Lucy is? She seems so passive-aggressive, you know? She’s angry at the world (for not accepting her), envious and resentful to anyone who piques Mike’s interest, and obviously clingy and hostile. I swear, her personality is one you can find in a horror novel.

I think there also might be a chance for Bipolar disorder, but her episodes don’t go so far into the extremes.

Tsunedere

Tsunedere

I’m actually dissapointed at the lack of futanari

In my (un)professional opinon Lucy is showing a number of the symptoms seen in dependent personality disorder.

Tsunedere

Tsundere. Spell it right.

Well, I like nuts. And since Lucy is nuts, that pretty much explains the reason why I like her so much. =3

Weeaboo.

I’m with Hebs on this one. :3

Also, did someone say “Weeaboo”? *gets the paddle*

Am I the only one who thought the topic was about Lucy having nuts before entering this thread?

@SkylineFaux Nope, me too XD
Also, Tsundere

10 Jerk points to the first person to write a dramatic fanfic about Lucy secretly having a dick, a coming-of-age tearjerker that’s fun for the whole family. Assuming your whole family is fascinated by shemales.

That story could only end in heartbreak unless in a twist ending one of the other male characters has a vagina or she goes out with Carson.

This is going to turn into a game of “Who’s Hiding a Vagina in Plain Sight?” isn’t it?
Let’s see:

- Sandy wasn’t mispronouncing “Michael,” she was mispronouncing “Michelle.” I’ll give you a minute to compose yourselves after having your minds blown.
- Augustus: because sometimes androgyny is just confusing.
- Tess doesn’t have anymore prospects now and we already know she puts out.
- Jessica. Not necessarily consensual because, let’s face it, who would believe her? If the writer goes with this option, I vote that the story be named “The Girl Who Cried ‘Dick.’”

Oh…my…god

My mind just exploded at your first conclusion.

and your name for the story is awesome, but somehow if Lucy and Mike got together under those conditions…is it strange that I can imagine Mike taking it from Lucy? I mean if she was the man in the bedroom.

@SkylineFaux~ that’s exactly what i thought, :1
Tsundere

Anyone who gets with Lucy is going to take it from her sooner or later anyway, regardless of her actual anatomy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk

whaaaaat we neeed
is an alternative ulster
grab it and change it its yourss

Lucy is in her period… Like all the time
because of the loss of blood she’s all pale white
well thats ‘s a theory

Wasn’t there already a topic like this somewhere?

lucys nuts more like lucy has nuts HA HA HA

whf you’re a little late on that joke

yeah i know

Daisy.

Daisy is more nuts than Lucy.

“I’M GONNA KISS YOU NOW GET READY HERE IT COOOOOOMES”

Cashews

Daisy reminds me of a slightly less crazy version of my first girlfriend….

Vincero, that’s just inexperienced and weird, not a true mental disorder.

And not neurotic codependency? For some reason it’s okay for her to be upset about MIke not reading her emotions correctly but not okay that she can’t take a bloody hint.

Can you imagine how those Codependency Anonymous meetings must go? “You can’t go I need this place I neeeeed iiiiiiit *sob*”

I thought this was about testicles.

How could you guys possibly think this innocent little girl was nuts?

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I dont know,how could anyone think she is

Cars crash all the time, I’m sure no foul play was involved.Especially involving an innocent looking girl like that.

And I thought I was sarcastic!