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GIFT = Greater Internet F%&@wad Theory

Rough equasion: Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

A somewhat more articulated version.

Basically, why the internet is so full of douchebaggery.

Anybody got any stories they want to share? Additional thoughts?

On my country are several cases of this. For example, I know a lot of people who has an account on an internet forum, and also have a second account, so they can make mockery of many threads and they can defend themselves when some person doesn’t like the theme/thread/etc that they posted. Personally, this have occurred to me. I’ve started a thread on an anime site (i leave that site, it was boring and got lame pretty soon) and then some guy who has a similar user name like me, started to make stupid and idiot comments about. The thread was about Anime games on PSP and then he started to insult every person in the world who owns a PSP. I’ve tried to chill the situation but, the guy started to spam and for that reason the thread was closed. Lot of people makes this and it’s freaking annoying.

wow this sure is a fascinating theory you fucking bucket of horse piss
augh why can you not shut up and get the hint you stupid cunt-gargling dimwit no one in this fucking place likes you and everyone here wishes youd drown in chunky buffalo semen
there are only really 4 facts in this world that stay consistent everyone knows and should appreciate
1. anime is shit and the japs are almost as bad as the fucking africans
2. women are shit and were put on this earth to be fucked by me and my sharp spiny dick of death
3. god is shit and jesus christ was a coon nigger faggot bitch who liked to shove hot wheels cars in his tight brown asshole and peel the cheese sweat off his balls to suck on
4. you are shit and i have played videogames more interesting then you (actually this is debatable since videogames are the gayest and worst invention since television and maybe holding you down and watching you squirm as i slowly pull out your spine along with your lower intestine through your asshole while i pee all over your beaten and bleeding coon monkey face will be somewhat entertaining)
actually come to think about it you make shit look like champagne i hope you kill yourself before i decide to go over to faggotville (your hometown i presume) and end you myself

@Whf

Cool Story Bro

hey nice 4chan meme dr john thats about as funny as the holocaust
actually the holocaust was pretty hilarious

i try to act like a normal person in the internet.

if by normal person on the internet youre implying that you have this burning desire to fuck your pets and their week old offspring then yeah i guess you are

I’m with Flav here. In fact, I tend to be more polite online, since I feel that my actions can bring about a greater difference when it influences much more people.

As for stories, nothing big except for those trolls you see in online games, some games have more of them than others.



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Frikkin Runescape.

Even anonymous I don’t have the guts to be a real asshole.

@spradic: oh wow runescape what are you a fucking borderline autistic 12 year old suck my dick
@miw: yeah cuz youre a fucking pussy who likes it in the pussy and makes pussy moans when i stick toothpicks in your pussy

i hope you kill yourself before i decide to go over to faggotville (your hometown i presume) and end you myself

This. This was magical.

Ah yes Snooths, you do not fail to deliver again xD

Perhaps i was being serious about the cool story.

whf’s grasp of irony is so ahead of its time philosophers who attempt to plumb its depths burn their theories and kill themselves.

Well, maybe here on forum i had beeing a bit ankward or something but nothing too gross

hey guys im being edgy on the internet gee i sure hope someone thinks im cool

If ever there was a baby face that said, “DUDE, HOLY SHIT!” it’s that one.

No, whf, you have the pity that I usually reserve for the helmet wearing window lickers who were molested by satanic priests on cold, moonless nights as their parents looked on and said, “I’m so relieved. I thought he was never going to get laid.”

as in you dont pity me at all

Damn it. You are more insightful than I thought.

If “‘no’ means ‘no,’” what does “MMMMFFFFFMFFFFFFF” mean?

Whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Just assume it means “yes” and roll with it. It’s what I always do.

Wait, does that mean they’re still conscious enough to make sounds for you?

It’s no fun if they’re not at least semi-conscious.

hey all of you stop gaying up this thread

that is pretty cool

Proof of the original hypothesis has been gathered right into this thread.

How ironic.

Grow your penis

Entertaining thread is entertaining.

Shut up and grow your penis

gabe what

I tried planting them in the ground but dogs just break into my backyard and eat them.

Delicous

You must construct growth penis.

Funny phallic fascination.