Bittersweet Candy Bowl

WAIT WHAT

Why am I being targeted right now? :<

@Kaxbe: Remind me exactly what the boob rule is - I might have been mistaken.

@Sn000ths - Male song requests completed: YOURS, Maverick’s, Person’s, Captain Bacon Man’s, Triplesexy’s, Norix’s, The Brow’s.

Female song requests completed: Taeshi’s

If you’re referring to that host club thing yesterday, catering to the women was the whole point - I was simply playing along. Otherwise, I think my thread speaks for itself. XD

EDIT: On an unrelated note, I got the 100th reply! Awesometasticular.

I’m on my period.

so much pain pain pain

I DESERVE TO HAVE SOME WORSHIP THING GOIN ON.

Skype can cater that request Amber.

I will worship you, o mysterious text on my laptop. I will kill rabbits every morn to feed the blood goddess with their last screams. Mehrunes Dagon would abide my rule, drowning the impure men in hot ash and lava. With Boethiah guiding my poisoned blade, I will slay Vivec and watch the Moon finish its descent onto this forever damned world. As the light of life goes dim for the first time in a billion years, I will be able to say the forbidden ancient psalm: “the pain of the many outweighs the pain of the one”, and your divine agony will be soothed forever.
And so it begins…

so…the thread is still about girls

Would you rather the thread be about moose?

Because, we can Totallllly do that

Moose are hot.

well, not about moose, but if would be about sandwichs, its could be nice….

I’m bored with all this talk about girls on internet and all… almost everyone already leave his opinion and now the girls are labeled here on forum….

Aren’t they commie? I mean, that’s why I secretly envy canadians.
They can just stare at moose for hours….

but…sadly theres no moose here on brazil….

Did you check the local zoo recently?

Pink textbox…that’s new

@Taeshi: Seeing as I’m now dead could I get a black and/or gray textbox?

Awww what a shame, I can’t see the boxes on my phone….

jus kiddin youre all posting in a troll thread ha-ha

Snooths, it was started by you, of course it’s a troll thread. Now let’s get back to them moose…

I think i need to start joining the skype chat, cause i feel like i’ve missed out on sooooooo much.
And i would have sworn there would be more girls then there are reading this.

This thread !! JAJAJAJA

“…On the Internet, men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents waiting to get you…”

So… BOOBIESS ?!?!?

SmashFiles. When you’re in skype (at least for me) I feel like I miss out on the forum stuff. So, it’s really one or the other.

Idk, maybe I’m just retarded.

@Commie: I dont indiscriminately hate everyone. Im just a very angry person with a personal grudge against all of you (and monitors).


PS this is actually brock not russia how did that happen

wow russia thats fascinating why dont you sit down and tell us about it

An angry Russian, BORING!

Impotent waaaaage

Yep. Fun to watch though.

@Snoooths: Well, it all began when i was a happy monarchy, and then my impudent sons and daughters changed me into a communist state. Ever since then i’ve had a growing sense of paranoia, and it seems nobody likes me anymore. So now Im the butt of a lot of unfunny jokes and nobody respects me. So it makes me angry.

In Soviet Russia, anger makes you!

Well… I agree it’s annoying that people do that but hey, on the internet you never know. I can easily just say I’m a girl and get the same attention… and I do! I make female characters on MMOs and have no trouble following suit. No one even so much as suspects that I’m male and I get all sorts of free currency, items and even get power leveled when I want to. I could be stuck on a quest and see some guy, a far higher level than me, walk by and ask for help and every time I receive that help.

So, in short, don’t whine about it, use it to your advantage!

Alternate route: Get horny losers to cyber with you, then turn into a pirate in the middle of the fantasy and sodomize them. Bonus: posting the conversation in a forum where everyone knows their screen name.

A good reason to not have a name

i dont want to be treated nicely

You’re a very polarizing figure, snooths.

i do what i can

And you wondered why I thought of you as a grouchy guy suffering from lack of sleep!

Why is Karo having an identity crisis? Did she figure out that I’m Batman? I mean, I would think it’s pretty obvious, except for the fact that I happen to think firearms are fucking awesome.

i didnt wonder
im just not

Karo was momentarily thinking she was the ever famous Simo Häyhä for a second there. It happens.
and OMG YOU’RE BATMAN?

Pfft, he’s not batman. Batman wears a beret

I’m Batman, and I can wear any damn hat I like.

I don’t know who Simo Hayhawhatsit is.

Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy don’t I have a black and/or gray textbox yet????

Any more color changes and this whole damn forum will look like Pride Week in Frisco. x(

because if you got to have a colored box then everyone would want their color to be changed too and then reading through threads would trigger seizures

that said a yellow box would be pretty swell

Yes but Taeshi didn’t KILL you

what

She kinda…caned me to death…after I pointed out…a mistake.

The black/gray will represent death!

It’s not gonna happen is it?

How about a random color changing background on everyone’s comments? Would it cause epilepsy?

Hopefully.

or rather, multiple seizures that when you wake up from the first, you get another at the same instance?

jerk i blame you for this YOU MANAGE TO SIDETRACK EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN IT IS UNBELIEVABLE

but he did it with a purpose! “To avoid prejudism at all cost.” Wait…what?

EDIT: To be responded some other day…

look at me i am posting words on the internet