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hey hey HEY
HEY YOU
yeah YOU
you seem like an ok guy!


but whats the matter?
you feel someone on the internet is challenging you? maybe theyre saying something you dont agree with? or calling you out on something you thought was perfectly fine until you were questioned on it? oh heavens this will not do


well dont fret or fear because i am here!!!!!! you wont have to disagree with anyone ever again!!!!


theres only one way to handle people that arent exactly like you in every way possible
now if this person is challenging you in any form or fashion you may be thinking to yourself
“DO I ARGUE BACK??????”


haha no you are very clearly not too sharp and that person might have a better argument than you and we all know you are too stubborn to change your mind
so now you must be thinking
“SO THEN DO JUST TRY TO INSULT THEM PERSONALLY??????”
HAHA no they might question these attacks!!! and no one wants that
no what you do is
…
..
.
IGNORE THEM!!!
GET A MODERATOR TO BAN THEM/ SET THEM TO IGNORE/ KICK THEM/ BAN THEM/ DO WHATEVER!!!! you will never have to deal with their STUPID OPINION ever again!!!

in fact lets apply this to real life situations
if anything goes against what it is you expect to happen, just ignore it and pretend like it doesnt exist
examples:
the earthquake in haiti: EARTHQUAKES ARE A MYTH
global warming: NO NOT HAPPENING WHAT IS THAT IVE NEVER HEARD OF IT
your father is dead: PUT ON A BLINDFOLD SO YOU CANT SEE THE BLEEDING BODY AND PUT IN SOME EARPLUGS SO YOU CANT HEAR THE MOTHERFUCKER SCREAM


see how easy it is??? you never have to listen to any DUMB STUPID GAY DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

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*ignore*

you passed the test!!

For your own safety.

yeah you tell em

Good God I love this thread. <3

You cannot stop me you villain.

You were wrong… even if you were a girl, i wll hate you for this…

I tried this, and it totally worked! Thank you snooths for providing a product that I can rely on whenever I am on the internet!

IS AWESOME.

B-b-but earthquakes ARE real, I’ve felt them…don’t tell me it’s all in my head…

You have Fist AIDS (“Parkinson’s&rdquo.

Haha yes! Oh man those creatures that live in fishes tounges terrify me, and yet it led me into the fun world of parasites that take over! Did you know there is a worm that causes certain creatures to drown themselves so the worm can swim out to further it’s lifecycle?

Where’s the damn “ORDER NOW!” button?

Just so you know, im only buying this for the free stuff.

Hammer, meet nail. Nail, meet dick.

This madness must end!

This product opened my eyes by telling me to put on a blindfold. Works perfectly! 5/5 stars

glad i could help

This product was otherwise perfect but when I tried ignoring cars I was seriously injured I demand my money back but I want to keep the air conditioning.

well youre not using it properly
youre supposed to ignore the pain because it never happened and cars dont exist

ninja’d. curse you snoooooooths

Ignoring the pain doesn’t work, I’m suing you for $43million in emotional damage

Then you’re not ignoring it right. What part of “ignore it and it will go away” don’t you understand?

As the head legal council of the Snooth Corporation, I’m counter-suing you for the sum of $43 million and a retraction of these libelous charges.

Also I’m dead, tried ignoring that as well to no avail

yeah but when youre dead you cant do anything so who givesa fuck

9 out of 10 scientists* say that as long as you use this product properly, there is no possible way you can come into personal harm.





*noneofthepeopleinvolvedinthispollwere
actuallyscientistsbutsixofthemwerecats

Hey, cats are fucking intelligent.

tl;dr.

I love you sn000ths. If I were a female with a rockin’-hot bod, I’d bang you brainless.

Woah, catsby, have you not read the girls on the Internet thread?

cats is gay

nah cats is cool

Oh good, I didn’t want to have a throwdown. I don’t want to bleed all over you, but I will if that’s what it takes to make you share my opinions.

jerk fails the test he acknowledged my existence

i like how da major offenders are ignoring this thread and even tho that was expected i still like the irony

You do what you want, I do what I want. You don’t respect people who blindly do what they’re told anyway.

what are you talkin about i wasnt tellin you to do anythin

You mean you weren’t telling me to ignore this thread?

no i wasnt talking about you
you dont ignore criticism
im just sayin i like how the people who DO are ignoring this thread

Man, if that stuff happens I don’t notice it. Unless it’s on Skype or something, been avoiding that nonsense like the Plague.

ye happens a lot in sk0pe and it sometimes happens here
thats why i made this thread

you should get on skype you would make it 5x less lame

I’ve been thinking about making it a regular thing but I need my energy back first or I’ll get randomly migrainy and bitchy. I’m considerate like that.