Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So… I guess we all have them every now and then, post the ones that you think are the funniest ones that you’ve had.

This is mine:

Hebs: Hey man look! There’s a guy in here that totally cant combine clothes colors!

Erenuzo: Whoa let me see!

*Erenuzo stands and walks to Hebs’ pc, the guy Hebs was referring to logs out*

Hebs: Oh damn man, you missed it, but he was wearing a red hat like the one you usually wear, with…

Erenuzo: *Interrupts* Was it like this? *Points as his screen*

Hebs: YES! He looked exactly like that!

Erenuzo: That was me dude…

Hebs: Oh…

cool, bro…cool…

One time in class some person asked me if I liked anybody at the moment.

I responded by saying no and intended on saying “It’s cool being a single man for now”

somehow I jumbled my words and said “No I’m a one man guy”

I immediately face desked and had to explain that I was not gay to the whole class.

I believe the phrase your looking for is: Freudian Slip

Any time (and there were many) that a girlfriend’s sister nearly walked in on us doing inappropriate things. We come out of the room faces flushed and hair messed up, “Jeez, what could you two have been doing?” What indeed.

that happened to me, Jerk but mine just kept going.

No sense of shame at all, it was hot.

Not so hot when her dad did it though.

My first girlfriend was really good at getting into socially awkward situations.

A situation similar to Jerk’s however has never happened with me, my relationships tend to be…secretive.

My mom tried to walk in on me while I was receiving a blowjob. I’m lucky the girl wasn’t startled, because she had braces.

Another time I parked out in the middle of nowhere while a girl gave me head, and it turned out to be right next to a camp site.

and now the image won’t leave my head, thanks Jerk

Always a pleasure. <3 Heh, “Is he talking about putting images in my head or blowjobs?” Can’t it be both?