Bittersweet Candy Bowl

+Sooo… if your life was a sitcom, what would it be about? Who are the characters? How many seasons did it run? What about the plot? Did you get canceled? Who is the Scrappy of the show? etc………….

+Well, looks like you guys aren’t gonna share, so I MIGHT AS WELL GET STARTED FOR YOU GUYS.

The sitcom’s name would be “Slice of Life” or “Cut Above” or some other emo pun. It would be about how a young man (Gabriel) is introduced to the “benefits” of being emo by a friend (Grace). As he deals with his family, his dreams, and stupid school drama, he tries to shy away from teh emo with the help of his other friends (William and Julia) by trying out other “cliques” only to end up back emo.

Season One:
Gabriel starts high school and becomes emo.

Show canceled.

Mine would be called “Mr. Nice Guy” and it would be about me as I try to go through life staying on good terms with everyone I meet and the challenges of being nice to some people. It would also be about my need to gain approval from people I meet (A big flaw in my personality) and never being satisfied until everybody else is. All of this happening while my character is trying to find out what to do with his life.

Season One:
A pilot and three unremarkable episodes with a very low amount of viewers.

Cancellation after first four episodes.

Mine would be called “Just another day” or something like that

It would be about myself as i go through life, one day after the next,going through school and graduating along with a school of your typical students, with all the cliques and clihes trying to be nice and eventually getting a job as a comedian, trying to get the next paycheck. Other main characters would be Aj, Breana,and parents

Supporting characters would be other family/freinds and kids from school

Longest running show on television, ending in a dramatic sequence kinda like sopranos, except with a gunfight or something, and it wouldt just cut to black in mid sen-

Mine would be called “Cancelling” and it would be about me cancelling all your dumb shows

Ho snap, Dr. John.

Mine would be a comedy/drama/action show about my internal struggle. I turn out to be a deadly weapon manufactured on a far away planet and sent off to Earth where I would eventually detonate. I was created to end the galaxy by an unknown super-being, and have to choose between my my home, filled with everyone I care about, and my life. If I continue to live on, I will destroy the entire galaxy. But will I find a way to live on without destroying anything?!
No, I’ll either die or everyone else will.


Season 1
In which I discover the terrible truth from a blind hobo who is actually not a blind hobo. (WHOAH, PLOT TWIST!)

Season 2
In which things are explained, my powers are unlocked, and space travel is had.

Season 3
In which a choice is made, people are hurt, and bodies are counted.

Season 4
In which everything is alright, time is running out, struggles are had, and drama continues.

Season 5
In which a face is revealed, a power struggle is had, and all hope appears to be lost.

Season 6
In which there is hope, and then it is lost (lol, again). My final decision is pending—

and then it’s canceled, and all the actors kill themselves.

I bow.

“A Nameless Life” (in my head the title actually makes some sense)

Season 1: The train wreck that was middle school

Season 2: The trainwreck that was high school

viewers are tired of watching train wrecks, show canceled.

I already have one.

“That’s our Jerk!” Damn right I am. :3

+Um… Jerk… I have some bad news… Your show is getting canceled…

*heavy sigh*

Am I the only one that thinks that “Sitcom” is a stupid sounding word?

@ Gabe: Over your dead bodies.

@ Julian: No, I love it when people take otherwise inoffensive words and mash them into an anglophone abortion.

King Catsby, I am afraid you have no power in the cancellation of “That’s Our Jerk!”, and even if you did it would be a horrible idea, as the pilot episode was the single most well received television event in the history of mankind. I am not entirely certain what caused such, but the reasons are likely evenly split between the heart-warming moments, and the spectacular derailment of a speeding freight train.

I love you. :|

And by these statistics in front of me, more than 80 percent of the world loves you too! By god there’s never been anything as successful as this since the Canadian Subliminal Super channel!

geez gabe you sure have a talent for creating horrid threads

“That’s our Jerk1” Is my favorite show!

Alright I’ll do this too I guess.

The show would be called “Help Wanted.” It would revolve around the story of a young girl as she tried her best to get through Middle school and high school. She would not be your average teenager of course, she would be completely different from every other kid as in she had a serious mental disorder. She also has a problem distinguishing reality from her own fantasy. But she would never let this get her down as she went through her awkward teen years as a cynical optimist. The show follows her through series of antics and mishaps and her dealing the fact that she is life’s punch line.

Supporting cast would be her constant best friend, her odd ball family, and her current crush.

Season 1: Introduction into Middle school, where our young protagonist is thrown out of her comfortable life and into the jaws of adolescence. She finds out that not everyone is as weird as her and people who were her friends in elementary school don’t want to be associated with a freak. The first two years are this way, her constantly being on the outside of the crowd, with only her best friend as company and her not caring. She will of course have to stop people who view her only as a punching bag and her finally coming to terms that she might be different but she doesn’t have to change herself to be happy.

Season 2: 8th grade years starts out just like the other two, but people begin to realize that even though she is different she is still a nicer person than most the girls in her grade. She still will be battling her mental instabilities but now she has friends by her side when she goes through her crazy schemes.

Season 3: Ah the start of High school. Well our awkward protagonist has finally figured out what clique she fits into: Her own. She might seem like a ditsy, clumsy girl, but is she surprisingly smart and sarcastic. BUT DRAMA!! The guy she has secretly liked starts dating non other than….her best friend. But our protagonist can only be happy for her friend and can’t force herself to be jealous or spiteful. The season ends with them breaking up and her once again having hope that maybe, just maybe they could form something…

Season 4: More craziness follows this girl where ever she goes. Whether it is fun times with her odd ball assortment of friends or her family issues, this girl always seems to keep a smile on her face, even when the guys she likes starts dating yet another girl, this time a total bitch. And to top it all off, he manages to get this girl pregnant. She officially gives up hope at this point of them ever getting together. This season will follow a mashed up version of two middle years of high school.

Season 5: The last and final season. It follows our dear girl through her senior year. It follows her as she does all the normal things seniors do, struggle with deciding which college to go to, what to become, which friends to keep and which are more trouble than their worth. And of course she plans on going to prom, she was just going to go with a large group of friends until…the guy she liked all those years ago asks her to it. She can’t believe it, this is like a dream come true. But of course it’s not, she has to deal with the fact that he is a baby daddy and her best friend’s ex.

Eventually she finds happiness in friendship and love and goes of to find her own path in life as she advises the viewers to do the same. And that’s the summary of it granted that the series isn’t canceled after the first season.

my show would be called thats so snooths and every episode would just be me sitting on the computer being a cynical douchebag and resenting things that are not worth resenting

In the latest episode of “Cancelling” all your shows were cancelled,shut up

In the latest episode of “Uncancelling,” Dr.John’s show is retroactively canceled.

Uncancelling is cancelled because your show is called uncancelling not cancelling

season 1: i type opinions on the internet
season 2: i go back and make a contradictory statement to my previous one because i am a hypocrite
season 3: i hope no one notices
season 4: i complain about something
season 5: i look like a try-hard wanna be edgy faggot and make a fool of myself on the intnernet
season 6: i get some goldfish and remember i care too much
show goes up for 2 emmys, wins 1
made into a blockbuster film
i kill obama and take my own life in a furious blaze

Nuh-uh.