Bittersweet Candy Bowl

What do you do?

Modified question for girls: You are a man in drag. Who do you do?

I star in the best comedy show of all time and retire rich and famous.

id probably do other people i guess

Pride Parade? Iunno.

Rocky. Horror. Picture. Show.

Lesbians. Naive lesbians.

… you open a lot of weird new threads,gabe.

Tee hee. I see nothing has changed. ^_^

Except that I now see Tinkerbell everywhere. That’s somehow… entertaining.

drag race

I make my boyfriend do this ALL THE TIME. It causes lulz.
Mostly he blushes and complains.
I dress as a guy all the time. It’s quite easy to mistake me for a guy. Loose shirt+short hair hidden in cap. Without the cap I just look like every other girl on the street.

@Crystal You are probably the most awesome girlfriend ever. Because that is hilarious and awesome. Heck, if by some weird twist of fate I meet you and your boyfriend, I’m dragging it up with you two.

How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I’m one hell of a lover

I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you’re both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that’s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I’m glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We’re both in a bit of a hurry.
We’ll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don’t want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don’t you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic.

I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don’t you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I’ve been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he’s good for relieving my tension

I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what’s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici… pation!
But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame
So I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

Gabe wants a threesome.

I met her in a club down in old SoHo where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola. C-O-L-A, Cola.