Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh Pr0nk4t, I was just kidding.

A lot on nonsense is going on… nice Pic btw Lisa…..
for some reason he reminds me on Tom from tom and jerry

Seven cups of coffee have destroyed my intestines. Do not cry for me! I will handle my suffering with grace and dignity!

well you failed then BBQ…
shouldn’t have told us at all :3 now thats grace

Pfft. Like I actually know what grace means. ;D

internet can help you with that BBQ XD

BUT OH HEAVEN OH HEAVEN DONT HEAR MEEE

Grace is also a womans name is it not?

Therefore you are suffering with a woman and dignity? Sounds good to me.

Aye!

I wish I could suffer like that. All I get is a towel and a half eaten piece of bread. Parents suck sometimes.

Aye again!

I love your short replies so much. xD

Cheers mate!

I get painkillers. Have a headache? Take a vicodin! Stub your toe? Oxycoton! Hurt your feelings? Shot of morphine!

Next time on Exaggeration Theater…

…How do deal with an ex girlfriend? Date her sister, doesn’t have one, date her brother!

Eh, I’d go for a step-sister or cousin on that one…

Date her mom. That’ll really piss her off.

Well… you know. “Date” her mom.

And when she has kids, the daughter will be legal in a few years… XD

And by ‘date’ he means sex her up

Nah, what else mate? XI

You break up with her just as you achieve orgasm and right before she does. Instant mayhem.

Nah, that’s just cruel. There sowt you can’t do mate…

Replace her birth control with skittles!

Ha, ha ha! That’s brilliant!

Do the exact opposite of that, then. Which I guess means you ask her to marry you while you cuddle in a church fully-clothed.

No, what I mean is you can’t leave a partner without both having culminated. That’s not honourable. But afterwards, be my guest! XD

Wait, so it’s okay to knock her up but not okay to blue-ball her? D:
Damn you both, now I have to revise my notes again.

Oh no, it’s not that you knock her up. But the bastard she’s cheating on you with…

That doesn’t make sense though.
You’ve heard the saying ‘once you go BBQ you never go back’
she wouldn’t cheat on some mayo man.

But she would on a Reggae, Reggae man! XD

NO!

Girlies love the lemons.

Well…
Now what?
Nothings happened yet.
…
You liar.

Well halo sailor! XD (joking yo!)

Well I shan’t be doing that again.
You sure you haven’t taken some more of your ‘orange and poppy seed’
Because I really hope you havn’t

Nope, I has mandarin and opium yo!

Isn’t Mandarin a language?
I didn’t know you could smoke languages.

I’m smoking French right now actually.

Pretty good. xD

@Jacob83

Oops, I meant mandarine, a relative of the orange.

@TheRay

I smoke Danish and then scuff on some croissants of her sweet body.

I’d smoke some German but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Thats right Germany. Come and get me.
Do your worst.

Lisa’s gonna be angry!

Nah I’m only kidding.
Geramany kicks ass.
…
Please don’t hurt me Lisa T_T

Ah, she won’t be awake for a few hours yet, so I guess you are ok…

You realise thats not reasuring.
Now I have to wait a couple hours to get my ass kicked.
I’ll be bored then dead.
Bad day for me.

I tried smoking Jamaica once, but it just ended up a lot like Amsterdam.

Well you can spend your last hours developing my idea in the other thread. I’ll remember you when I’m rolling in da money bitch! XD

“You know those Germans: if you don’t join their party, they’ll come and getcha!” - Peter Griffin, and not me oh god don’t hurt me lisa

You almost sound like you wanted to get hurt by her… XD

drugs are bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

@ Pornographyfeline: >_>
@ whatanyamnyamnyam: M’kay.