Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I thought I was being fancy in Lisa’s thread!

Riiiiggghhhtt… .

OK gentlemen, explain to me the current circumstances of this conversation.

In other words, enlighten me.

Basically BBQ is getting his ass kicked by Lisa tomorrow.

Should I hurray or BAWWW!!!?

Hurrbaww.

Or Bawwray!

We’re teasing Lisa because of her nationality, but she will hopefully know that we are just being playful. And not flippin’ destroy us. :.D

Also there were drugs in here somewhere, but drugs are bad, m’kay?

Not drugs, love elixir!

south park is an ok show i guess

The humour is run dry on it.

South Park has went kinda.. meh.

Just like most other comedies on TV.

I liked Ugly Americans a whole lot.

If that’s an episode, I haven’t seen it.

It’s a new show. It’s one normal guy working for social services in NYC, he has a demon girlfriend, a zombie roommate and an alcoholic wizard coworker. The wizard is freaking hilarious and the zombie gets some of the best lines. “If you love someone, let them go and shut the Hell up about your whore girlfriend.”

Oh my God, that sounds like Being Human! Fuck! I hope that’s not the remake they were talking about! What channel is it on?

Sounds like a good show.

Comedy Central.

I don’t have cable, I’m poor.

All I get on Comedy Central over here is re-runs of Two and a Half Men, Scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens..

It gets boring after a while.

Phew then! I really don’t want ‘em to screw that remake, by making a half assed edit of the original. So is Ugly Americans then?

All of those except Scrubs suck. Your version of Comedy Central depresses me.

Well, we get a lot of British comedians, but they are on late at night.

We get uncensored versions of all the movies and cartoons they show during the daytime. British comedy, to me, is Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie and Monty Python.

That is true, but I meant more stand-up comedy. Russell Brand, Ricky Jarvais, Lee Evans, and whomever I can think off when I wake up…

How the Hell did I forget Ricky? Yes, Ricky.

The Cartoon Version of his podcast started. Do you get in the States?

I haven’t even heard of it, which is a terrible shame since he’s pretty big over here too. I loved when he was hosting that one thing and he made some comment about the US Office, and Steve Carrell mouthed “I will destroy you.”

Oh, when he was interviewed by that famous chum whose name I can’t remember? I think I saw it. Never been a fan of the Office, either version. I personally think Steve Carrell is the most unfunny-comedian ever! (oh an oxymoron!)

I had an idea for a fanfic. A final battle between Evil Mike and Paulo set two years in the future.

Does anyone know when Lisa is getting up?
I need to know.
I’m scared.

It’s 10:18am there right now. I remember because I’ve a friend in the same time zone.

Oh ok guess its not long till I die then.
yaaaay T_T

Your friend lives in Germany?
That has to be awkward with the distance.

My friend lives in Holland now, but she lived in Egypt when we met. Weird thing, Alexandria’s just an hour ahead of most Europe.

@BBQ-Flavoured Jerk

Do be kind and remember to place all fanfic/ alternate universe ideas on the corresponding thread so people can take a choice. Thank you

Nah, I already changed my mind about it anyway. I’ve never written a fanfic so it’s unlikely I’d start now.

Fair enough mate. Though, do be kind as to put the idea there please. Thank you! ^-^

I will, though it goes against my better judgment.

Groovy!

Don’t do it BBQ!!!

IT’S A TRAP!!!

He already did it. It’s kind of a cool idea actually. ^^

NOOOOOOO!!!!

HE’S LOST FOREVER NOW!!!

… .

Wait…

That means I get all his stuff.

Woo.

I want his computer and car! ^-^ All else you are groovy.

I hope you brought enough sanitizer not to feel dirty every time you use something that once belonged to me.

I used to be a hippie mate. Dirt isn’t that scary…

@ Pronkat: OK, You have that, I’ll have his hundreds of golden sovereigns that are in this ruby encrusted chest!

And his Yuri stash.

*Dips Yuri stash into sanitiser*

Hmmm…need more sanitiser.

HAH. “Dirt.” Right. xD

Ignorance is bliss.

I don’t think BBQ would be here if he had golden sovereigns in a ruby chest… He’d be doing awesome things with ‘em!

I know what you mean mate. Again, ex-hippie here…

Then how come I have them here?

*hefts chest*