Bittersweet Candy Bowl

well people can actually have a tank if they wanted to… i think

FAMILY GUY PROVES THIS…. lol peter and his tank

anyways a tank actually exists so its more plausable then what you have : /

…
Fair enough.
But a red button that shoots a missle at anyone she wants at any time?
Come on!
*sulks*

ahem

…wait what?
I blinked.

People with tanks are awesome! Blow the shit out of those Muslim assholes!

@jacob: possibly.. but the face it could hit anywhere is kinda unplausable… maybe many buttons aimed at diff parts of the country? but that would kill more then the 1 person btw, so its kinda a backfire of it XD

@Polaris
I think that was a good time to pull off a McCain Moment.

Tracking missiles duh!

@polaris but how do you get them to track a person without crashing into something else? i mean seriously : /

Even then, the missle causes wide spread damage, so you can’t avoid casualty in a populated area.

Who cares, blow some fuckers out also! They are probably dirty immigrants as well!

well aside from discrimination… maybe

Bah Discrimination! It’s those damn Hippies telling everyone lies!

lol

Let’s go steal some cop cars

@ CBM: Don’t steal cop cars!

…Steal a tank. >:3

Even better, just build yourself a tank.

OK, someone explain the current topic to me, I can’t be bothered looking thought everything.

*through

AHHHH!

We all decided to commit suicide by taking cyanide pills. I just pretended to follow along. Everyone is dead but me.

@theray: penis jokes were happenin… get to it

Shhhhh, you’re dead!

Oh..

Does that mean I’m dead?

Also, today playing poker, I got a straight.…

BA-DUM-TISSSS

Hey guys I got the soda-OH DEAR GOD!
That was a new carpet!

Soda?

Only if there’s Dr. Pepper!

Pick what you want, but this MD is mine. *sips*

Who here likes bluegrass!? FUCK YEAH!

@ved: FUCK YEA MT. DEW!

is this thread one big family guy joke

Family Guy. Meh.

Boy, leave a few hours to watch movies and we are on to family guy…
Time for incest jokes!

Lol i think i was the only one to mention anything slightly to family guy… and it was a only used as a reference to my arguement >.>

So, no incest jokes then?

JORDAN YOU GET OUT OF LUCY’S ROOM RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOU BASTARD

There you go.

Cheers that was not funny at all mate XD

You’re not giving me any inspiration. Inspire me first.

Inspiration? Hmm… Ask your mom/sister/cousin/whatever. They should be able to help you contemplate…

Not going to work. I don’t have any sexually appealing relatives.

Maybe some Booze might help?

booze always helps XD

Agreed, just look at half the British and Irish comedians out there. I’d say most of their stuff came at some pub crawl or other…

I don’t get aroused when drinking. =/

Do you want some Elixir mate?

I appreciate the offer, but no thank you.

Aww why? Do you have opiates testing at your work tomorrow?

what has more brains then kurt cobain?

the wall behind him harrharr

Oh God, greatest joke ever

That’s not incest! But yeah it’s pretty good.

Here’s one

What’s Black and Blue and hates sex?

well pron? gonna do the punchline or just leave us hangin… D=

ok guys, I’ll be going to school in like half an hour, seem sliek nothing on here righ tnwo anyway- in 5 hours I migth be in a computer in “school” again so I hope you help me kill the time there