Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Fuck! This server has it in for me!
Shutting me off before delivering punchlines, changing my name to some wanker’s!
What the hell is going on?

Anyhow do you people want to know the punchline or what?

Buhbye Lisa. *waves frantically*

@Lisa

Hmm… Monday isn’t that Meatball Marinada day? Oh no wait that’s Tuesday… pooh

@Prawn: Go on, deliver it.

My parents are making me home-made Subway for lunch ^_^
I’m so happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QThRwTPSg8

Big win or big shock?

Alright.

So what’s black and blue and hates sex?

Answer:









The 8 year old girl in my closet.








It gets worse from there folks!

@Prawn: Oooooooohhh. Deep man, deeeeeep.

What’s black and white with red all over it?

A mutilated penguin?

@The Ray

No, an interracial couple in a car wreck!!!

ha ha ha!

I’m off to go eat ma subway!
bye bye.

@Prawn: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Alright, I think that’s enough. Or do you want me to go into baby jokes?

…
I’m not hungry anymore.
Thanks Pronkat.

Oh food jokes then!

How do you get 10 babies into a bowl?








Blender

How do you get them out?








Nachos!

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?








One’s something tasty you can eat and the other’s a watermelon.

Just want to tell you this: You’re sick.

kthxbai ^_^

How many babies does it take to paint my house red?








Depends on how I throw them.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?








So you can see the expression on its face.

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

STOP IT

What the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?








I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

what the- what are you doing?!

Oh nothing, just making fun of dead babies and stuff. =D

Yeah though I’m a bit bored. Time to set up the tribe thread I guess

Gogo tribe thread!

…
And there goes my faith in humanity.

Already lost mine a long time ago.

@Jacob 83

Well humanity’s faith in you went an awful long time ago…

Glad to have helped with that =D

@ToastyJester

You had faith?

…
Please stop using good comebacks.
Thats my thing

@Pronkat
Shocking right?

Yeah until about 5 years old when I realized I was more intelligent than the kids around me and decided to start thinking logically. The walls of my mind were torn down and the truths of the world became clear to me~

@Jacob 83

Not from what I can see mate.

@ToastyJester.

Yeah same here mate…

…
Damn you.
Damn your intelligence.
And damn the world.

@Toasty and Prawn: Same here as well.

Seppuku yes?

Well I’m off to school to sit around and stare off into space.

Got a couple more depressing songs to listen to while I do this, so hopefully the day gets better.

See y’all in like seven hours.

You know what will happen if I try that don’t you.

C ya Toasty.
I’ll bake you a cake.

@jacob83

Yes, but again I’m nigh-invulnerable!

But it still hurts right?

Not as much as it’ll hurt you!

How does performing Seppuku on someone else hurt me.
…
…
Actually I’d rather not know

The tribe is up!

I sitll have no idea what you mean with it pronkatz!

Go check the thread mate!

Well, I’m gone soon.
I’ll see you guys in about 7 hours.

I’ll see you in 4 hours.

(Sorry ^_^)

what does that mean now?!?! Ved and ILB?!?! huh HUUUH?!

oh goodf thing Ved posted, reminds me to do something once I get home ^^ *wink wink*

anyway I’m like on ma way home in a few so like see you later-