Bittersweet Candy Bowl

There will be cake on your table when you get there.
I like making cakes for people ^_^

Well huh. We hit 1k posts. Maybe we’ll catch up to the porn thread someday? hahaha

Wooh we hit the 1k marker baby!
Cake and high fives for all!

it was flamed cake also called PIZZA!!!

Pizza?

I AM SO THERE!

Well duh how do you make YOUR pizzas.
Normal cakes are only for super happy occasions.
Say like hitting 1k in posts!

Dammit, now I want a pizza. I have no money to waste on a pizza, and I didn’t buy any pizza related products last payday!

I-hate-you-all D:

If you can’t have have pizza know what you should do?
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Have cake!

I have no cake

Pi.

Uh, pie. Sorry.

Or buns. Buns are always fun.

Actually Pi is a good idea.
It would last forever do you wouldn’t get hungry.
Well done ILB.

I have pizza bagels. *noms*

I’m changing my name next week, so I’ll come back here and maybe pick someone’s suggestion.

Tit-Flavoured Jerk?

How about “Flavoured Jerk?”

Actually, I think it should be “Beef Jerky Jerk”.

Huh. Jerkity Jerk Jerk.

Ehn, I’ll stick with Milk, and cookies for the time being. Simple I know, but it works.

Haha, Milk and Cooties…

BAWWWW.

Oh heya tit.

Sorry Pron, I think I’m simply burnt out.

But yes! Lucy Nun! This is greater!

Now we can see more art of the -other- characters!

……..how.. did… what the… I was….How’d that get posted in here?!

There are so very many things I would prefer to be called instead of Tit.

Breast?

Let’s put that one in the “No” pile.

I have a load of suggestions in ToastyJesters forum.
Check it out and take your pick.

Aaaaaaargh my toeee! DX Effin’ wall!

Awww poor Billy.
Here I’ll make you a ‘get better’ cake.
Will that help?

It there’s any proof that the Gods created us for nothing more then their twisted amusement, it’s how easy it is to stub your toe.

Not only that but the fact that men have delicate body parts in a easy to kick area and women have to bleed!
Which just freaks me out.

There are more slang terms for penis than there are for the vagina.

Anyways, Tom and Jerry is on right now.

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And you know this how?

Huh. Tom and Jerry.
That could also be slang.

Cake doesn’t stop my aching toe… But makes my tooth sweet :3 Thankieee!

@Jacob: It is where I come from. My childhood has been ruined in so many ways…

Oh, and fandango.

Awwww ILB.
Don’t even think cake could fix that broken heart.
Still you seem like a good kid so I hope the past won’t drag you down.
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Man that sounded so corny ¬_¬

It’s not the past that’s draggin me down. The present is what’s dragging me down. My past is the only thing that keeps me sane ^_^

But also charleston.

Here…
Sit down. Tell me whats up.
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And give me some of that charleston

*dances solo charleston*

Heh, this is getting corny. ^_^

Not least rhumba.

Cue yakety sax.

XD good… sad i wake up when lisa went to sleep D= i missed all the awesome

I just took a bet to scream “SHIIIIIIIRE! BAGGIIIINS!” upon orgasm next time I have sex. I’m just so classy.

£100 Bucks says he actually does it.
£250 That he doesn’t get laid though *hit*
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Yeah I’m a asshole I know.

My friend says if the stakes are that high she’ll just screw me herself and split the proceedings.
Backfire!

Did you bet with her, or someone else? ^_^

She was the one who dared me. Though I think it would be freaking hilarious if I did that to her. I’m sure they’ll give me great painkillers when I’m getting my jaw re-wired.

If you get laid - win money- and get to do one of the funnies things ever.
It is completely worth it.

I’m like some kind of demi-god. Not a regular God because I don’t have sex with relatives and animals.

Normal gods do that?
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Man have I chosen the wrong religion.

Certain gods had even the clever idea to turn into animals while having sex with relatives. They were rad in those times.

Godly Bestiality for the win!

Crazy ass pagans