Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Not really that likely to happen unless some major tosser starts annoying. Which could be soon as the comic gets exposure…

I really like the one-man show going on at the roleplay thread.

One man? You mean you?

I could be angry at someone else, if it makes you feel any better. Volunteers? ^_^

No fighting, though. I’ll lose if it gets physical, ‘cause I hit like, you know, a girl.

How about we just go to the other thread? It seems to be getting hot there…

Nah. There’s more than one.

Huh. My internet works really slow, it seems.

Case in point.

Just close the tabs and open them again. It works with mine. Now if you’ll excuse me…

I know there’s more than one person there. I’ve posted there at least twice.

@ ILB: I’ll fight you. >D No? No.

*King hits Zesty*
NO HITTING GIRLS!!!

……

*Looks at Zesty*

Hmmmm….

I seem to have broken my rule straight up

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Thumbs up Jeff.

JERK YOU JERK I HATE YOU

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN EVER

(You did volunteer, right?)

@ Jeff: Jeff, you douche, I wasn’t gonna fight fight her. >(
@ Bribri: Who let you out of your cage? Dx

@ ILB: (I did volunteer.) YOU NEVER SAW ME IN THE FIRST PLACE AND I HATE YOU MORE AND YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD

(Bribri is.)

What am I then?

A viewer by my guessing…

You’re my uncle who shows up some nights and makes hurty noises with my mom but leaves before I wake up.

Sweet!! I’m a MOTHERFUCKER!!

And she didn’t sound too happy either, so you can finally apply the accurate title “Bad Motherfucker.”

Alllrrriiiiggghhhttt!!

Jeff, Bad Motherfucker, in my Mo- errrr… in Aus.

High Five, Zesty!!

Yeah, though you aren’t the only one leaving her unhappy mate…

Incest don’t count, PK

But you are the uncle. You mean it doesn’t count?

I married in.

Still related…

Not by blood though.

Zesty, on the other hand…

I meant me not Zesty mate… She’s been around…

Ohhh…
awkward, but a familiar awkward.

Indeedy! It was the time of groove. We were both freebirds. It was bound to happen…

Well, that explains why she always smelt of perfume in the afternoon.

It wasn’t perfume mate… It was my incense of Love…

So Jeff ends up covered in PronKat’s juices, and my mom is the gravy boat that poisoned all of you. Hah!

Well you finally started doing LSD, I’m proud of you son…

You kidding? He was on crack when I was finished with him, what’d you do to him?

I moved him up in the scale of drugs. Only a few more to DMT…

He let me drink grownup juice and eat sugar cubes that made me taste colors.

That’s my boy!

Well things have gotten rather intresting since I left.

@Jacob83

Yeah there was a lot of roleplaying going on. Though if your mum had come in and seen what we were talking about, I’d hardly think she’ll let you use the computer again for a good while.

A while?
I’d be lucky if she didn’t throw it out the window.

Heh.

Oh hey Jerk changed his name again.
mmm Zesty. Delicious

Ah kids these days…

Freedom to go anywhere they like…

Oh and it looks like fabulous Jacob is back!

I’m fabulouuuuus!
Yep I’ve finally come out.
Go me.

Fair enough then mate. The interwebs are a place a lot of people do it in…