Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Huzzah for homosexuality!!

More women to reject me!!

Same here! High-five!

wow. wow. wow. i know i haven’t posted in quite a while (its not my fault) but I’M the fabulous one here. if you would see my gorgeous hair, you would know.

~IN OTHER NEWS~

WAHHH!!!! i don’t get to post on the forums enough os i have lots of tests and im missing out on all the pronz ideas! DX

Wow, I feel like throwing up now for no reason.

that can’t be good

Oh your fabulous to eh?
Good I’ve always wanted to use this line.
…
*ehem*
You know If I could re-do the alphabet I’d put the letters b-l-o-w-m-e together.
…
Sooo can I get your number?

And the roleplay… wait a minute, you only post occasionally, and whomever was Jessica only posted a bit and soded off. Was it you mate! :?

I sure as heck hope not hahaha. Was getting creepy enough as is.

@Jacob: Who are you talking too and did you really admit to being gay?

@Jeff in Aus

I think it was me and I guess he did…

@Bribri

Hope so too mate…

I was referng to Jack2 who said he was also fabulous.
And NO!
Despite what my friends say I’m straight. I only said cos pronkat brought it up.
…
Plus I thought it would be funny ¬_¬
Sorry guys guess theres less girls to be rejected by now.

baaack

Oh hey gal! Did you bring home the bacon today?

Hey Lisa, you might want to avoid reading everything that happened, it’s just too weird.

lisa!
I need a word with you!
You ruined my life!

@Jeff in Aus

You never know, she might actually find it funny…

@Jacob 83

What did Lisa do now?

im Jack and I’ve always been Jack. well… actually, the reason i am Jack 2 is cos there was this other one around here before i came.

(lolz, i came. :3 )

Heh, you came at the thought of another Jack… creepy

What Lisa missed:

- I have a dramatic vendetta against ILB
- Bribri is my real dad, Jeff and PronKat wish they were
- my mom is a whore

Ahhhhahahaha!

That is a perfect summation, Zesty!

thanks for the infos-

…wow

Oh come on Jerk, I have enough things to beat myself over already! Must you add another? haha

You only looked at the “my mom is a whore” line, you bastard. xD

Just don’t read the roleplay thread gal.

Also Zesty forgot to mention I got him into LSD…

@ Bribri: Then wrap your rascal better or go abstinent. I didn’t ask to be born! WAAAAGH!

WAIT- why did I ruin Jacobs life?!?!?

Lisa!
That stupid Nyan Nyan song has been stalking me the past 3 days!
Because of you! Because of youuuu!
I can’t even sleep because of it!
It’s trying to kill me!

Further update on things Lisa Has Missed:

- PronKat hooked me on harmful substances for his amusement

I don’t know, Lisa, why did you ruin Jacob’s life?

No, No, No Jerk you don’t understand. I’m no ones father, no woman’s standards are -that- low.

As for Jacob? Bah! He did it too himself!

You sell yourself short, Bribrizzle.

yesh! wait no ARGH

do you know that this nyan nyan song followe dme befor ethat D< I just gave the curse to you XP

K, I gotta go try and sleep, now the doctor gave me the pills i needed, hopefully it’ll work, night.

Zesty, now you know who’s your daddy!

his mom is his daddy now

@Kariz

… This isn’t South Park.

Cartman’s dad isn’t his mom anymore anyway.

i don’t watch south park enough to know what you are refering to there :X

south park is cleaver but also all about poo or sex. so yeah. i stoped watching.

Oh, I only saw that episode. I didn’t know it kept going on that story.

@Kariz

I got turned off after a while. Watch it once in a blue moon for 5 mins and I’m changing the channel again. The humour is shit now…

Everyone thought Cartman’s mom was his dad until a week or two ago when Cartman discovered his father was the late Mr. Tenorman. In an earlier episode, Cartman had tricked a local redneck into killing the parents of a kid who kept picking on him, stolen the bodies and ground them up into chili which he then tricked this kid, Scott Tenorman, his half-brother, to eat.

wow. thats almost as melodramatic as BCB (which i am no addicted to ‘.&rsquo

wtf… i don’t even… this is why i don’t watch south park

They do the same thing in IRL. There was a website that threatened to kill the creators of South Park for supposedly depicting Mohammed in a bear suit. Turned out that it was Santa Claus under the suit the whole time.

that angers me slightly

yes, midless and misdirected hate angers me too.

its not mindless….

Oh God.
I’ve just seen there are 666 forums!
666!
Number of the Devil.
Awesome.

i feel we may not be talking about the same thing here. … shall we start again?

Hi I’m Iain. how are you today?

I am fine.
So how about that game last night huh?
Gee looks like rain.
Have a nice day.

i have just lost THE GAME. thanks jacob !