Bittersweet Candy Bowl

FFFFFFFffffffffffffff
i lost too -_-

Hahaha.
You ALL lose.
Not me
…
For once.

my dog just sneezed and scaired to fudge out of me. i forgot he was sitting next to me!

Ahahaha!
Owned.

*rubs doggie snot on Jacob*

ew.
Dude!
not.. cool!
just wait till my dog sneezes.

my dog is the cutest dog EVAH!!! >:U

ya. thats it.

*sprays water bottle at Iain and Jacob* Bad. No biscuit for either of you.

No… biscuit T-T
*sniff*
Waghhh I wanna biscuit!
I want it I want it I waaant iiiit!

@Zesty. You sir have dishonnored me with your so called bottled water. I DEMAND satisfaction!
I challenge you to a ule sir. you may chose your weapon.

*DULE stupod D button sometimes sticks.

*The Ninja didn’t look at most of this thread, but saw “random” in the title. Expect the unexpectable!*

If you throw Zesty Ranch-Flavored Jerk, Teryaki-Flavored Jerk, Avocado-Flavored Jerk, and a cheap Ninja name together with a brain-dead post and a bad joke and put it all in a blender, what do you get?




RANDOMONIUM!

Sounds delicious.
You should sell a cook book Mr. Ninja
I would buy it.
…
That is if you don’t assassinate me first.

@ Iain: Previously-loved battle dildos at sunset, Iain.

*sits down on his hammock with chips and Randomonium dip and a drink while setting his camera on ‘record’*
Well this is going to be intresting.

I knew dildos would be to your attention mate

@Jacob83: You CAN buy it! It’s in the hardware section of Macy’s right next to the guide on how to make Unobtainium.

PS I wouldn’t want to kill yoooOOOooou now WOULD I???

No it’ll just go to red tube so Jacob can unleash his true potential…

@Pronkat:
I would be mad at you if I wasn’t so proud of that stament.
Damn that mind of yours.

@Ninja:
It’s in the hardware section?
Jesus Christ what are you using that stuff for?
And if you talked to me for more then ten minutes then you would want to kill me. That I’m sure of.
Though you wouldn’t be able to because I’m secretly a Samuri!
Didn’t see that coming did ya?

Didn’t Paul the Samurai get killed by the ninjas in the end in the Tick?

@ SmutMan: YOU DUN KNOW MEEEE. But yeah. Dildos. Like that surprises anybody.

Well yeaaah but I’m a GOOD Samuri.

PRONKAT YOU POST TOO MUCH FUUUUUUCK

Hey maan don’t be like thaat.
Pronkats awesome.
Leave him alone.

Wait, wait, Jerk. I thought you changed yer name every monday. Your teriyaki flavored goodness was the only thing keeping me going….

Never said he wasn’t, it’s just every time I get on the forum he’s white washed the ‘last replied’ list.

hey the forums are meant to post in anyways… wtf the point of a forum if you can’t write as much as you want to? i mean seriously… he at least start conversations

God damnit guys it’s a fucking joke lighten up.

i am lightened up… i wasn’t trying to sound mean/angry or anything there
sorry captain D=

I dunno what’s happening, but I’m comin in anyways.

heya ved

Yer a wreckin machine!

Hammer Shot.
*swings big mallet*

well uuh lots going on in this thread xD

The forums are pretty dead right now. Kinda weird.

lol happens… boring day today anyways x3

It’s night for me. :/

same here like 10:20 pm right now…. should probably be sleeping lol

I stopped amusing me, Ace, and when Zesty Ranch stops amusing me I’ll switch to something that does.

OH GOD MY FOOTS ASLEEP

The new episode

of Law and Order: SVU

is named “Ace”

:O

doe sone of you know a good recipe against stiff muscles?

Massage therapy or a warm, wet towel, I suggest.

I use deep heat rub.

I’m awake now, well for another hour or so anyway

I’ll be logging off soon… Augh school…

Woo school.

JERK YOU JERK I NEVER WANTED TO HAVE YOU AS MY SON ANYWAY AND I’M NOT A MAN AND DON’T YOU FORGET THAT YOU

(Sorry. The only reason I’m typing this is because I love saying “JERK YOU JERK”. ^_^)

*heavy sigh*

Hm.. well I imagine any parent who calls their kid ‘jerk’ really isn’t into the whole ‘having a son/daughter’ thing.

I’m honestly curious as to why someone hasn’t chosen the adoption option yet.

Tee hee. ^_^

MAYBE YOU’D BE HAPPY IF I RAN AWAY FROM HOME! I WISH I WERE NEVER BORN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME WAAAAAH

…

Oh ILB. You do not want to be my mom. Because forum canon has it that my mom is a total whore. I don’t think you’re a whore. Unless you want to be one? Hehehe! I don’t know why you would but people are so fuckin’ weird sometimes.