Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh God. Sodomy jokes aren’t funny to me anymore. Somebody check me for a pulse! D.:

You have to have a soul to have a pulse.

Phew. That’s a relief. So much for existential terror.

*blink* gee a lot happened in here. so what? I’m in a Battle Dildo duel? good think i didn’t say “TO THE DEATH” becase quite frankly that would take some time.

Not entirely.
It all depends on how big they are.
…
Yeah I said it.

It’d be extremely unpleasant, but I can assure you it wouldn’t take as much time as you’d think. x) EN GARDE! I’m going to poke you with this until you can’t scrub the smell out of your skin! 8D

I think you’re all underestimating my durability and endurance. *Wink* but surly I can’t have all the fun, that wouln’t be fair for Zesty poo. So Prepair to have your rectal cavity Filled to maximum capasaty with wipe clean, dishwasher safe, semi ridged Rubber!

*poke*
Now I play the waiting game.

the wating game suchs. whos up for hungry hungry hippos?

I suck at that game.

I hope you enjoyed having the proper organ filling your ocular cavity. >D
Now you see meeeee
NOW YOU DON’T

No!
nonononono.
We are not making a Simpson reference.

too late jacob. its out there now.

SIMPSOOOOOOON

Oh god

the yellow death has desended apon us. there is no hope. all will perish!

Well, there’s always star trek refrences. Just say the word and I will make it so

Damnit Ace! I’m a Doctor not a trekie!

Oh, is the new series any good? I got turned off after Tennant appeared…

I dunno. I watch alot of Next Generation.

yeah its good but Tennant was briliant.
who could like Ekelston better than tennant?
John Pertwee is still the best though.

Ah give old ears a break, he only got ONE season, might have managed to pull off a great role if he had more time. Tennant got a bunch to establish himself after all…. still waiting on this Smith guy.. done a pretty good job so far..but four episodes does not a doctor make.

Old Ears didn’t want to do another season. but have you seen him in anything else? he can’t act!

On another note. A Publican (Pub Landlord/Landlady) came to talk to us today on enterprise. It was a cool chat and I think I know the pub she runs, it’s in the area where I went to Primary here. Now I kinda want a pint after that talk…

well its not good to drink alone so if you get the first round then I’ll join you.

Bah…. nothing interesting lol