Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“You’ll have to forgive me ‘Maishul’ me and Sandy Dearest are going to be seeing about tieing the -knott”

*gets Mike in a hold where he’s tightening the Knott on his scarf tons choking the poor boy* “.. I’m afraid there just isn’t much breathing room with you tagging along as you can plainly see!”

Of course Mike can’t go down without a fight, so after one fierce backwards headbutt it’s his turn to quip at the stumbling Mitts “SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!!!”

Okay, right, Mike isn’t exactly know for that sort of thing…. but lets assume he gets a lot of punches in anyway.

But really! I kid! I’m sure Mitts prefers the dogs anyway, if only because the cats get more attention.

I kind of wonder how the other characters stack up to Mike in fighting. I mean, I was shocked to find out he out-classes Paulo, but Paulo is the wussbag he always claimed Mike was. Go fig.

You think he’d get freaked out by the Swedish Chef from the Muppets? BORKBORKBORK.

Heh, that chef was AWESOME!!

and yes, I think he would.

Put de chicken in der pot!

It’s been mentioned a few places that Mike is basically the physically most capable of all the main characters, with David being a close second. Routinely doing well in sports in earlier grades, and being confirmed to have been in some sort of martial arts classes with Lucy at the end of the confrontation arc.

Even if the dudes a goodie-toe shoes doesn’t mean he can’t kick butt when he has too.

But Mike has to be able to beat the living crap out of every single character so that he’ll make a good villain when life eventually breaks him. It’s tragedy.

Paulo can climb trees better than Michael…

If swimming, fighting and academics have taught us anything, it’s that Mike is better than Paulo at anything he cares to be. Plus, Paulo needs a skill that will HELP HIM ESCAPE if he should somehow aggro Mike.

He has the cheater brigade at his beck and call!! he doesn’t need skill!

Because if you can’t win the fight, hide behind a wall of seething, hormonal women.

That’s my new life motto, right there.

wouldn’t YOU be hiding from the seething, hormonal women, BBQ?

Been there, done that. I talk online the way I talk in real life, so it’s inevitable that I’m going to piss off a hoard of women at some point or another.

In case that happens to you, just repeat this phrase and you’ll be completely safe:
“If you’re here, who’s going to cook my dinner?”

Why the kids of course! Lazy buggers only asking for, never giving!

If you wait for a response, natural selection will have asserted itself and the point will be moot. xD

What is mooting? I heard of it but no can tell me what it is.

hey
no one cool story bros me
and lives to tell the tale

If something is rendered moot, it means it doesn’t matter anymore.

My New Thread’s Resolution is to stop devolving all topics into beastiality, necrophilia or some sexy combination of the two.

Aw, I want senseless beating up scenes. Plus, combat gets people sweaty and in unconsciously erotic positions. Hollywood says so, it must be true…

You have ruined Fight Club for me.

Haven’t seen it mate …

They don’t issue you your Y chromosome until you do.

I remembered Y the last man when you said that…

Hell, BBQ, they don’t issue your manliness unless you read the book, the story is just that awesome.

For being a “random chat”, there are some strangely recurring themes here. ^_^

‘Strangely’ might not be a good word, though.

I’m not a Chuck Palanuik fan. And I’ve tried, believe me.

(For the sole purpose of getting into a girl’s pants.)

(I succeeded.)

I just like the story, and the style of writing, it really grabbed me.

And you are such terrible person BBQ.

@ILB, what themes are those?

Mmmmmm Gorrilaz…. Plastic Beach has some odd stuff, but you gotta sit with those for the really good songs.

Oh yeah, ace, nice to see a fan sharing.

It wasn’t a good album, but it had some damn good songs!

@Jeff: Look above my previous post, for instance.

Oh, and replies to Lisa’s question are also quite common.

And also, uh, I forget. It’s somewhere up there in the mass outbreak of posts.

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m amazingly dense whenever I’ve been without sleep and gotten all hopped up on caffeine, you might have to spell it out for me sorry.

Oh Jeff. You have no idea.

Huh? Caffeine causes, uh, density? I thought it was supposed to make you alert (albeit possibly too much so).

But certainly:
1. Responses to “What are you doing right now?”
2. Arts, like music and, well, art.
3. Erm. Male-ness. Though looking back over the thread, I might have confused this thread with another one in that respect. ^_^

You mean the cat porn one?

I created this topic to kill time when I’m at school ^^

Quite possibly that one.

I’m pretty sure that’s more fucked in the head than manly.

We are men! We are men in tights!
We roam about the forest looking for fights!

And so on and so forth. (I haven’t seen that film in ages&hellip

Tee hee, Mel Brooks ^_^

@Jeff: Those two are different?

Heh, sorry. Yes, you’re probably right, though I really wouldn’t know.

Yeah, one of the few of Mel Brooks’ I like. I was watching Spaceballs yesterday and oh man was it bloody crap!

Sadly, I used to watch Spaceballs as a kid, and it was one of my favorite movie’s.

Guess it was my first taste at Parody, with my love of Star Wars.

Say, anyone else watching Rage tonight? If you’re in Aus.

Nope. I’m not in Aus. I’ll be watching Flashforward on RTE2, while the Face Jacker and maybe the Ricky Jarvais Show on Channel 4.

oh god guys, I just thought of a spongebob BCB crossover thingy!!!

Lisa, that goes in the alternate universes thread mate!

For some reason I doubt I’m one of the ones representing the ‘Male-ness’ category…at least not strongly. Given my track record of being confused for a girl in almost every chat, channel, forum, and IRC channel I join. Though I’m sure I’ve done plenty of the first two.

Esh Spaceballs been ages since I saw that. I think a torrenting is in order. Last movie I watched was…. um… all.. the Die hard movies. I’m really putting my girly-manness into question aren’t I?

Afraid to say I’m not sure what Rage is Jeff beyond the emotion.

The Porn-Giver can randomly chat wherever she likes.

Noh, I’m not saying it like that BBQ! I just mean for her if she would be so kind as to put it there and revive that thread!

Rage is a late night music program here in Aus, specifically aimed at the indie and alternative audience, leaving no stone unturned.

It always has a few gems, even if you have to sift through the crap.

IT WAS ASKED, THUS IT SHALL BE DONE

Arigato!