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Comment ID #65846

Scrubs FTW.

Also, a quick but funny excerpt from me teaching Mae how to play Nethack.

[12:43:30 AM] You’ve become a werejackal. XD
[12:43:41 AM] Spradic Zoom: …
[12:43:46 AM] Mae Yohiko: o.o?
[12:43:46 AM] Spradic Zoom: Are you holding onto a statue? XD
[12:43:57 AM] Mae Yohiko: o.o Am I not supposed to?
[12:44:05 AM] Spradic Zoom: It’s just, why hold a statue?
[12:44:25 AM] Spradic Zoom: You usually don’t. XD They’re heavy and don’t really help.
[12:44:47 AM] Mae Yohiko: I was wondering if they did stuff
[12:44:53 AM] Spradic Zoom: Some statues do.
[12:44:59 AM] Spradic Zoom: Most are just decoration.
[12:45:07 AM] Mae Yohiko: o.o Huah!

Spradic Zoom July 28, 2010, 5:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #65955

we were talking ‘bout how some people say that the Koran says in haven you get 72 olives (not virgins.)
and this came out:

[12:40:09 AM] TCN: You have no idea how many comedians have pointed that out
[12:40:20 AM] mr.unstealth: I only know one
[12:40:24 AM] karoish: Likewise.
[12:40:33 AM] TCN: Jew?
[12:40:38 AM] mr.unstealth: then again i don’t listen to many comedians
[12:40:43 AM] karoish: Now I’m walking my dog because this chat is redundant at the present moment.
[12:40:45 AM] oddguy: why,yes,i am.


i love raciest humor.

oddguy July 28, 2010, 9:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #66087

(To The Top) Ok this does not feel rightNo I must resist! I think Im start-starting to to,shut up! L-L-Like Sandy for a reason?NO I SAID IT!!! curse you EMONESS!!!! CURSE YOU!!!! MikeXLucy! MikeXLucy!!! MikeXSandy!!!!!!! What the?- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(Toasty!) UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu.
in other news I guess that mail was for Mike Lolz:3 Wake up Sandy! Your in adulthood dairyland! I mean dreamland! go back to being young again or this is her young self??? oh well at least this week we will soon know!
P.S. Hmm strange? Smells like sulfur and burning brimstone. OH NO I FORGOT THE POPCORN!!! The neighborhood is on FIRE!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! For pit sack! I mean wheres the fire extinguisher!? Oh there it is floating in mid-air!
Ok pyrofreak prepare to eat 5 lbs. of ammonium phosphate dry chemical!!!
hmmm something doesnt feel right. The earth is shakingOH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OF THE FACET!!! TSUNAMI INCOMING!!! Oh look I never known that the statue of Liberty could look good as a boat! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! Enough! Its time to act! Ok Tsunami caring the Titanic! Time to Get In Mah Belly!!!!!!!!!! Shoop Da Mah Gulp Plap plap plap Bpru!!!!!!!!!! *8 mins later* WHERES MAH GRANDMAS…

…TOILET!!!!!!

snooths July 28, 2010, 3:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #66502

i love 8feet

snooths July 29, 2010, 5:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #67024

Vinsionary: *sigh* As always, your conversation is as interesting as my mother.

snooths July 29, 2010, 11:38 PM EST.

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