Bittersweet Candy Bowl

first off, sorry if theres another topic already like this….

anyways, hello, new to the forums, didnt want to just randomly jump in to a conversation and all that.
hopeing to get to know everyone in the forums a little better cause you all seem to have very interesting conversations. (@maveric your a really good writer.)

i’ll start and introduce myself: i’m will, i’m a guy(i’m straight), live in canada, am moving up to grade 11 next fiscal year, and i am open to just about anything. as far as i know, my only mental problems are insomnia, paranoia, and i have trust issues (because of the paranoia). i don’t do drugs except for medicinal purposes. i’m doing averagly in school because i’m lazy. and i practice archery.

anything i’m forgetting?

Hey.

Deja vu anyone?

hi my name is snooths i live in new york and my favorite activites are playing metal slug, listening to noise rock, and drawing on things people dont like it when you draw on
i hate carousels, bullet bills, and ribbons, especially green ones
i also enjoy long walks on the beach, red wine and am willing to experiment in the bedroom please contact if interested

also boy there are a lot of users with “problems” on this board arent there

^In a nutshell, this is snooths the local troll. We at the BCB forums have a love/hate type of relationship with ol’snooths

^this is nameless he was born without a name because his parents hated him and beat his head in so now he has such a twisted view on reality that he thinks im a troll
also he thinks people love me HAHah

^*heavy sigh*

^also he tends to sigh a lot its just part of his *ahem* issue

Yes please dont mind nameless,he is the local shithead

Don’t mind who? Now that’s not how you spell my lack of name

ayo dr john stop sidin with me this is my fight i must win the battle alone

Whatever,i didnt even see your name tag until now.

im out dog

oops that should be dawg shouldnt it

Hello, I’m Sam, known as Little Shota because I’m 13 and have a high voice… yes, I hate it too. I enjoy wasting my life on my computer as my brain cells slowly rot away… and being American. Except not really the American part. Hate that. A. Lot.

We’re all family here. One big incestuous, violent, drunken family.

I hate being American too. I also hate meat, religion and conservatives because I am a progressive individual.

my name is oddguy and i an the greatest man alive.

@ oddguy: Wrong.

^That of course is Jerk…the local jerk. Everybody loves Jerk (except when they don’t).

^i do.
(no homo.)

If you don’t like me, it’s probably your fault somehow.

That’s okay, I forgive you.

*heavy sigh*
(I predicted that a heavy sigh would be required regardless of your response)

^This is (nameless). He has no name but he does have breathing problems proportional to his disappointment. If we ever talked in real life, he’d probably suffocate.

In real life, I’d probably just ignore most of what you said for the sake of my breathing.

You sound like lots of fun.

this is skykitty i hate him so much, he puts soo much random bullcrap that no one even bothers with him

You were the Statler to my Waldorf during the incentive arcs, that was pretty fun.

LOL HAHAHAHA

And I assure you we’re all mad here.
But some of us are rather harmless. There is an existing introduction thread where you can have a look at other people’s information. You might need to browse a bit, as it’s probably somewhere far, far down.

I’m Hannibal. I’m an overweight, boring individual who frequents these forums more than any healthy person should. I used to hold the title for youngest on the forums until Shota came along. And GoldenArbiter, if you actually wanna get to know the forumites, hang around the Skype and IRC for a week. That’s how I did it, at least. Oh and don’t mind Snooths, he’s mostly harmless. Oh yeah, one more thing. Toasty is Jesus; just remember that.

I’m the youngest in this forum, offically

Actually, we’re mostly harmless, but only some of us can actually hold an intelligent conversation.

I might be one of them, I don’t know.

*In a dark basement in the suburbs of a large city, an overweight man sits in front of a glowing computer screen. He has no life other than that screen. His entire existence revolves around that screen and the digital world it represents. He is so absorbed in what his screen is showing him, that he doesn’t notice the the shadowy figure sneaking up behind him. With a single strike, the figure knocks the man out cold. As the figure steps into the dim light of the computer monitor, it is revealed to be none other than the Ninja, who “borrows” the fat man’s computer to access his favorite webcomic, BCB.*


I’m just your semi-friendly neighborhood Ninja. One of three that frequent these forums. Most of you know me by now, but those of you who don’t should know that I post under many usernames and can be mighty sarcastic.

My name’s Spradic, and I don’t have any direct way to describe myself. >.>’ When I’m not bothering the BCB fans with lame “that’s what she said” jokes, I’m usually in an rp or playing a video game. Other than that, Skype and stuff.

alrighty then, lets get this show on the road… or… something proportional to what im trying to say…
and once again, there over a thousand topics, i kindof looked for it…. sorrry i didnt see it…

let me get stuff striaght: Jerk: well, your full of yourself… but oddly not so much…

snooths: your not so much a troll as you are an open individual… maybe.

(nameless): … go get a name you troll. also, if you have asthma, go see a docter.
they proscribe these steriod inheilers that work wonders on mine. maybe the’ll do the same for you.

karo/ hannibal: i dont much about either of you…

Aus: hey, look into the darkest pits of yourself and you’ll find anything.

Ninja: all i know about you is that your sarcastic and stab people.

spradic: thats what she said.

ohh. also, i’m a horrible speller.

also, i found that other forum (ctrl-f, why didnt i use you before?!?!)
going to give myself an actual introduction.

Who the hell are you?

didnt he just write a paragraph about himself yeah hey look at the top of the page

Hey. There are other people who are full of me too.

Hurrhurrhurr.

im kazimierz.
im insane and have 6 actual names. i enjoy boxing, other forms of combat, climbing swimming and running. i also enjoy spending my free time on the computer. i live all over the world but right now am in canada. i usually go to school in the US where i enjoy confusing rednecks. i am 17 and should be doing my online math homework right now. my dad cares more about me commercial fishing (like on the crap tv show) then about my school.

i also use overly long posts cromped together.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year; stole many a man’s soul and faith. I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. I made damn sure that Pilot washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game.

hey go fuck yourself dickwad shit head

Nope, that’s not my name.

You guys are entertaining =P

Hey Golden! I practice archery, and have trust issues, I’m straight-edge, and I’m in Canada too! Lets be messed up together! =D

I’m not one to frequent forums but I like BCB and feel like vegging out so here I am.

I’m one of the older ones here (24). I don’t have a home most of the time. I have various passtimes that fight for dominance (traveling, cooking, anime/drawing, martial arts/sports, depression/social anxiety, nature/animal lover) but that all try to happen unconventionally. I have long dreads and I love my tangled mess of a head. I really love anime too.

huh, what province?

I am your age. I’m, like, the second or third oldest depending on whether you were born before or after November.

Hi, I’m Pronkat and I’m is your friendly pot forumer and occasional political commentator. That is all