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Hey guys. What do you order usually when you go to a Subway? TELL ME.

Well, actually… tell Taeshi. LOL. Y’see… I’m thinkin’ that when one of us visits her Subway and she’s on sammich duty, we can just be all “Yo! It’s me! Y’know, (username)!!!” and she’ll start on your sammich or something.

Well, go ahead. State your order.

I usually order the Italian B.M.T…. I don’t know if it’s different in Australia… But yeah. I order it on Italian bread (because I’m dull and match my breads with the foods), with cucumbers, mayo, and an OBSCENE amount of olives.

The olives are important.

This seems like a bad idea, even to me. And I apparently have spent the last half-dozen pages of my fancomic betraying my friends and then confessing it to them, so I should know a bad idea when I see one.

Honestly, I just want to know what you guys order at Subway. The whole “LOL, she works at Subway” thing is just tagged on.

It’s a joke~

As if she’s really going to make a sammich for us just because we’re online people.

Well I don’t exactly frequent subway because I’ve never liked many toppings on my sandwich and I could just make one at home, so I would get a turkey sub with bacon with salt and pepper on it. No mayo. (Not sure if they even do that)

I usually get a Chicken Melt on Italian Herbs & Cheese with Marinara Sauce, Mozzarella Cheese, and a light amount of mustard. No veggies because I’m an unhealthy jerk.

TAESHI DO YOU HAVE A SODA MACHINE IN YOUR SUBWAY? I’ll totally get a cup and just put in a little bit of everything and AKJSEFHEHAJDU

I know that. In fact, everything posted under this username is a joke. I was just counter joking your joke.


It’s what I do, like stab people and not go to subway. I just thought that a counter-joke would be funnier than “I don’t go to subway. They don’t have them where I live.”

For me it’s generally a steak and cheese on Italian. Usually as a meal, ‘cause getting a drink and cookie for an extra 50 or so pence is worth it ‘cause of steak and cheese being one of the more expensive ones.

Damnit I really want one now…

I don’t go to subways. They’re expensive in Finland and I don’t really have enough money to spend on a fancy sandwich. :1

blt
who cares though subway sandwiches suck

wow snooths.,.. do you like anything?

i order a foot-long italien herbs and cheese (double meat double cheese) cold cut combo, swiss cheese, pickels, lettuce, cucumbers, tomato, onion, banana peppers… everything but olives and green peppers. mayonaise, subsauce, mustard, salt+pepper.
meal deal: 2 macadamia nut cookies, and an iced tea.

The last time we had anything from Subway was way back when I was a kid. I remember that I always wanted a Tuna sandwich.

I’m more of a Quiznos gal…
But if I do go to Subway it’s usually either just ham, provolone cheese and mustard on wheat or a philly cheesesteak, meat and cheese only, on wheat. I’m very plain it seems lol.

LOL Spradic Zoom I do the same, mix all the things together. Ever since I was young I’ve always known that type of drink as ‘Suicide’.

Just to add to mine, it’s always cucumbers and lettuce, plus whatever damn cookie I point at, as I ain’t fussed aslong as it can fit in my pocket and be eaten on the way to class. Drink is always Pepsi, usually get one of the larger cups though so that I always have some to leave the shop with.

@carma, my subways dont get provolone i like provolone… it has a unique flavour.
also, i always knew the concoction as swamp water.

@Shiny Yellow Elite: Provolone IS awesome, but I find that it easier to buy the ingredients at the supermarket and then make the sandwich yourself. That way you don’t get people complaining that barbecue sauce, grape jelly, peanut butter, and ham don’t belong together in a sandwich with two slices of provolone and one slice of mozzarella.

I’m sorry : [. It’s the only cheese I ever get on anything at most sandwich places, though sometimes I have to substitute swiss. Out of curiosity I looked it up and it’s also called ‘Graveyard Soda; Shipwreck; Hurricane; and Tornado’ in other places : P. It said Swamp Water is used mostly up in Canada.

i like lots of things
but i prefer independently run sandwich shops to subway
esp the one i go to cuz they draw on da bag for you :>

I’ve never eaten a sub sandwich.

hey, im up in canada. what a coincedence
@snooths, well you never said that did you? what do they draw on the bag?

I know better than to tell a woman to “make me a sammich.” That, however, will not stop me from doing it anyway. But not to Taysh because this just strikes me as insulting at worst and uncomfortable at best.

hi im suitcase just stopping in to say that i know what you said was an attempt at real humor and not just silly nonsense said in the spur of the moment and uh id just like to point out it wasny very funy and you are probably a shitty human being because you think that is a funny joke ok seeya

aww ye we doin dis

The Suitcase Dictionary of Acceptable Vocabulary.

Second edition

well i mean i agree that its a dumb word but f

I just like it because it sounds funnier than articulating the ND and W in “sandwich.”

I get a steak and cheese/Vege/Sweet Onion Chicken sub. Depending on my mood.

Pretty much just lettuce. tomato. onion, SWEET ONION SAUCE and Honey mustard. On Parmesan bread.

Meatball Marinada Tuesdays! (unless it’s on a different day in Australia?) A footer with Italian Herbs n’ Cheese, lettuce, onion, olives, lots of jalapenos, olive oil (though not available in Dublin Subways anymore) and hot chili sauce. All for a fiver! Ah Meatball Marinada Tuesdays…

Mmmmm sweet onion teriyaki sauce….

pizza sub extra pizza sauce, as much pickles as they can possibly fit, olives, onion, add bacon, double cheese, tomatoes, salt & pepper, honey mustard, and light mayo

I forgive you, Souppy.

lesse, it’s kind of sad but I don’t even have to order at my local subway, they know what I want, I go there waay to often

Foot long Italien BMT on Italien herbs and cheese, mozarella cheese. Toasted. Everything on it except pickles with a lot of mayo, and sometimes a little bit of subway sauce or southwest.

toasted bread, cheese on the toasted sides of both pieces of bread, i don’t care what cheese, its to hold the meat in place. In between the cheese, a slice of all your assortments of every kind of meat you have. I make these at home, not sure if they make them at subway, i never go there, there’s ALWAYS a two mile line.

And i only say sammich when playing TF2. Or i say sandvich.

f suitcase F
im not saying standing up for what you believe in is wrong (in fact, i agree with pretty much every word on that site that is under stop saying and i think most of the dont ruins are horrible too) but i dont think gabe was tryin to really be funny and maybe he was even being ironic whO KNOWS I SURE DONT
i just think theres better times to call people out on things like this
like when theyre very obviously trying to be funny using the phrase

if someone were to say something like: “so one time @ skoool there was this bitch and she was badmouthin me lol so i sed 2 teh bitch make me a sammich and she got mad lol bitchez u kno…. mad dunm —__—” or make a chuck norris joke or something, then they very obviously thought they were being funny and expect you to laugh at their comedic brilliance, when it is just stupid, so you can pretty much rip them apart without remorse
but if i were to mention it in a kind of ironic way because hey this person works at a sandwich shop and wow its kinda funny because there is a a stereotype that women are supposed to make sandwiches hurr hurrr hurr it really isnt worth it because they probably dont take the phrase seriously
also im gay

Women are supposed to make sandwiches? Hee, I’d better get to it, then. ^_^

The morbidly obese girl at the Dairy Queen can’t put a piece of chicken between two slices of bread.

That’s too bad. ^_^

I love people in the service industry, I try to be as polite as possible and I never tip less than $5 to delivery people. That said, this particular Dairy Queen tries my patience.

Oh, she will probably give up trying soon.

Not as long as she gets a paycheck she won’t.

How can you be so sure? ^_^

…CRAP.

Give me bread.

Give me a steak.

Ill take it from there.

Give me a cow.

Give me some wheat.

Give me an axe.

I’ll take it from there.

What do you need the axe for?

To pick my teeth.