Bittersweet Candy Bowl

What words of wisdom have you learned? I am not talking the usual “Don’t run with scissors” stuff. Maybe you can help prevent someones misfortune. Here is one to get started:

Don’t buy games based off of movies.

Generally, they suck. It generally goes in this pattern (Worst to best).
Movies, TV shows, Books, Script only for that game.

Don’t startle a girl with braces while she’s giving you a blow job.

Always read the book first.
Books > Movies based off books

Don’t cross the streams

If you want to make fanart of BCB, don’t ask permission first, this makes you look like a puss.

Don’t let anything said against you on the internet affect you in real life. + Don’t let anything done on the internet affect you in real life.

@ Burple: Unless it’s a novelization of the movie. See also: Animal House.

Do not try photosintesis

You are not wise. You should not be giving other people advice. This is a bad idea.

“[Jerk], you are wise. You should spread your wisdom wherever you go.” - Buddha, Jesus, Obama and Ghandi. Also John Connor and Bruce Wayne and Gandalf.

do not quote people who dont actually exist.

“Do not quote people who don’t actually exist.” - Dr. Burple

i’ve been quoted. i feel so special.

A favorite from another forumite:
“I am disappointed. Not ‘disappoint.’ This isn’t fucking 4chan.” - Hannibal

only two types of people underestimate a woman, fools and deadmen and the first can quickly become the second

Never give her up never let her go.

Always assume that you can be wrong about anything.

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who walk through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

Goering: “Of course the people don’t want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.”
Gilbert: “There is one difference. In a democracy the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.”
Goering: “Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.”
- Herman Goering and Gustave Gilbert

“If you’re gonna do something, do it well, and leave something *unintelligible*. Leave a sign to let the world know that you were there.”
- Charles Manson

he who fucks nuns will later join the church

Caboose: “Hey Church, ever wonder why we’re here?”

Church: “You know, Caboose, I use to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It’s not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they’re an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they’re lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don’t hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they’re Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can’t stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag.”


Leonard Church-final episode of “RVB:the blood gulch chronicles”

Church’s first name is Leonard?. And good to know that my disappoint post wasn’t ignored.

If you ever find yourself in an extensional quandary, full of loathing and self doubt, just remember that there’s a little place called Albuquerque.

I like that because it’s a Weird Al quote and I’ve lived in Albuquerque. In my experience, the words make sense.

@oddguy and i thought i was one of the few people who quoted that webshow.

@Hannibal …

oddguy, its not the final episode, they made more….in halo 3…..not as funny, but yeah.

He who fights and runs away, will be shot because he is a coward.

@DritchJaul (Pyrotwister) that’s true, but it IS the final episode of the Blood Gulch Chronicles.

Man with one hand in pocket not always jiggling for change.

“i told you you could pick up chicks in a tank!” -private tucker

“hope, is the first step on the road to dissapointment”

People are a lot like lemmings. They are often willing to follow the crowd even to certain death.

“Never hide your bong where your kids might find it.” True story.

Being different isn’t a bad thing, sometimes we need that one color pencil in a box of crayons.

“If you want to make fanart of BCB, don’t ask permission first, this makes you look like a puss.”

Now you tell me.

I feel so much wiser already. ^_^

(im serious again today…. )
though we are adrift in an uncaring void of a universe, we are each a huge part of that universe to at least one other lost wanderer.

i had a 2 year existential crisis about the whole “uncaring void thing“ whe i was 9 and 10.

“Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to 88”

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”

“The hopeful have something to fight for, but the hopeless have nothing to lose… and you know damn well which one is stronger even if you don’t want to believe it.” - Describing my motivation for why I fight.

“If pain makes men stronger, then I should be able to move mountians” - a quote about my life.

“It dosen’t matter if you win or lose, what matters is if I win or lose…” - After I lost my first boxing match at the championship finals.

“I consider my personality as a canvas that is free for those around me to paint on. If you dispise me, then maybe the artist is to blame.” - When people ask about why I’m so angry, depressed, etc.

“They say if you can think it, you can be it. Well I know a lot of kids who though they could be Superman. They wern’t doing a lot of thinking when they hit the ground after that fall from the Empire State Building…” - after a motivational lecture from my dad.

“Why in the hell do they always make it so fucking hard to put on a god damn NECKLACE!?” - Me in the middle of trying for three hours to put on my favorite necklace.

CHRIS. YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT. THANK YOU.

“Dear god, that man must have his head so far up his ass that he’s digesting his eyeballs… ”

Me, about Jake’s series of self-absorbed quotes.

@ Jerk: If that’s directed to me, then thank you.

@Jeff in Aus: Read my fourth quote dude. If you despise me, then maybe the artist is to blame.

“find someone who LOVES you, no someone who just want attention, cuz you will end up telling her to get the FUCK out of your life”

yup, words to live by

you ain’t got no pancacke mix!

Leave it to me to mistake CHRIS for CHRIST. I think I need to go to bed now…

My universal strategy for any competition that matters: “Don’t lose”

Sorry, Jake. I feel bad that wasn’t aimed at you.

“Quotes are just fancy ways of stating the obvious”
-Gerald Prunty, Sleepfighting

Alternatively,

“But quotations and aphorisms are generally just verbal Christmas presents; enticingly done up in pretty paper and ribbons, but once you get them open they generally turn out to be just socks.”
-Tom Holt Barking (2007)

(from here)

This is getting to be existential. ^_^