Bittersweet Candy Bowl

They can be so freaking slutty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenia_of_Tarusa
Take example of this Russian “saint”
Even when married, she had the nerve to go have sex with her husband’s officials. Crazy hoars I tellz ya, still having affairs after his death. She died alone, a fitting end for people like her. Seriously, it’s no wonder there are so many divorces and affairs today. Fucking horny bastards.

(Tis a dare & random rant, don’t kill me)

uh fuck that
princesses got nothing on queens yo
catherine the great was a sex bomb

also: horse joke

Would you guys shut up? I’m trying to bang Catherine the Great here. Or should I say Catherine the So-So.

that wasnt really funny
unless you happen to be a horse
then its funny

It’s a reference.

Ved has ninety-nine problems but a princess ain’t one.

I would so fuck the Disney Princesses.

Catherine just needs to get off her high horse.

High horse needs to get off her.

REFERENCE MISSED IT’S AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

According to my Darwin awards book the horse this was actually no more than a vicious rumour.

So? Vicious rumors are fun to joke about. What else is gossip made of?

…true

You know that your faith in humanity died a little bit more whenever you can find sarcasm that is completely and undeniably true.

Sorry, but that happened a long time ago.

It’s like a zombie. It just keeps dying more and more despite already being dead.

I’m sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Hilarious!

Shut it *Ninja!

You’ll have to Fucking make me!

>D>

SNAP SNAP

Damn you my evil twin! But the smiles now make you evil face look funny! So ha ha!

> : D

Curses Souppy! You ruined my spaniard!


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Cheater! You edited!

> : -) D >

And you didn’t. LaComi wins.

FINISH HIM.

~ >-cc0>~

I counter with a smelly fish to the face!!

I COULDN’T!

You may not realize this, but apparently the spy software that keeps me from being tracked on the internet also keeps me from editing because it is constantly changing my ip address.

Too bad. A cripple can’t withdraw from a fight he started just because he doesn’t have fists.

My analogy is flawless. Like LaComi’s victory today.

My fish looks wonky though… Hmmm, it’s shaved Ice time.

He has kind of a gut there.

Penguins don’t work out much and eat too many smelly text fish.

And I don’t think penguins are very stealthy either.

More so than Turtles.

Hey I happen to know quiet a few very good ninja turtles sir!

Me too.

I’m not saying that they’re bad, I’m saying penguins are better.


See Madagascar.

I should watch more animal planet…

You should be the NinjaPenguin/Turtle Lord!

You could be!!

Team Ace the NPTLord!

I’m sorry ninja, but anything that even remotely supports Twilight I can’t get behind.


Unless it is in a truck.

huh? Oh man I missed a weekend, well its okay I was really busy anyways.

Make up for it by being the lord of an awesome dual animal next weekend!

Commie, I seriously have no clue what you are talking about. I knew shit when I saw it so I avoided both the books and the movies like the plague.

Just Team anything now leaves a terrible taste in my mouth.

And I will only get behind Twilight if I am in a truck when I do so I can run it over and kill it.

I got the truck part, I was just unaware that “Team ____” started with Twilight. I was sure it existed before that fiasco.


But how about “Stealth Force: Ace the NTPLord”?

Even if it did start before, it came into full view for me with the Twilight crap. So I can not think positively on it at all.

*Ninja said:
“But how about “Stealth Force: Ace the NTPLord”?”
3 minutes ago




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