Bittersweet Candy Bowl

its fucking august
where does the time go

an alternate universe?

hahahaha, here I was thinking Snooths was naming a superhero. (particularly Toasty)

seriously i had so much planned for july
i feel like shit aaa

Time is nothing more then a human construct.

Don’t play yer dirty mind tricks Astley!

Don’t you start!

why do you guys have to ruin everything

That’s three fourth of July celebrations in a row that I’ve missed. Shit. What a year.

Go to NC, get some REAL fireworks, set them off in your backyard. It’s really fun as long as you don’t get caught.

why am i here
this shit is wasting my summer

Hehehe. I thought it said “Snuggler” Ninja!

HO.


HA


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Nope, still not funny.

my whole summer yo

Shit.




Your whole summer was a bad joke born from someones inability to read?

I’m sorry I read my name in the title and thought you were calling for me.

I was thoroughly disappointed to find out the thread was about time.

Ninja*PlayingWithHimself

You’ll never see it cuming.

But I’m sure it’ll make a splash.

You really can’t read.

Whoever heard of someone called “Ninja*”?

Fucking school is staring soon! Damn it! I don’t want to go to class~

Class has already started for me I only got two weeks of vacation this summer, way to fucking short.

Boo class! that means I can’t come and hang out with you guys as much and that makes me saaaaaaaaadddddd!

*boohoo*

I post from class, so you guys pretty much get the full dose of me every day.

You’re so lucky.

*Ninja I will kick your ass here and now if you don’t check yourself son!

I’m venting. You wouldn’t first try to console someone trying desperately to deal with domestic trauma from which there is NO FUCKING ESCAPE and then prevent him from letting it all out in a safe manner THAT YOU SUGGESTED, would you?

His daily prostate exam. He doesn’t have to do it every day, but he’s just so enthusiastic about his health, you know?

You are being sarcastic thus, you are asking for an ass kicking sir!

ass kicking or ass raping.

Op! I done did it again!

Oh Ace~

Hey where is that story about becoming the bunny lord sir?

Hardee har har.


You seem to be trying to hard, Jerk. You should really have that checked out. It’s probably not healthy.

do you guys think before posting or do you just type a few words without looking and hope they work together

Both.

The latter.

Does it really matter to you snooths?

Anyways, shit commie, that’s what I should be working on… I guess I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

Believe it or not, but these conversations actually makes sense.




For the insane that is.

Also, YAY BUNNIES!!!

“Move to Previous Topic.”

*Ninja Clone: “Seconded.”

“Move to Previous Topic has been submitted and seconded. We shall know continue discussing the supposed ass-kicking that was to occur.”

*Ninja Clone: “Your move Commie”

“That remark was out of order, You must submit your remarks in the proper format!”
*Kills Clone*

“Madam Leaving a Comment, You have the floor.”

yes it does ace because it amazes me how long and detailed your nonsense is
and its my fucking thread

I HAD A COUSIN WHO MADE A THREAD ONCE HE HAD A PIG HE LIKED TO CALL JIM

So we must now continue talking about how Toasty is a super hero?

Well I think his name should be Undead Jesus Christ Man personally….

WHAT IF HE CALLED HIM SIR JIM AND HE RAPED PEOPLE

I’m glad you appreciate the care and attention I take in my nonsense and sure, whatever I’ll leave your thread, it’s a piece of shit anyways, pretty much like everything you do.

HEY THATS PRETTY FUNNY LET ME MAKE ANOTHER USELESS POST AND A POOR ATTEMPT AT A JOKE

WHAT IF TOASTY WAS TOAST I WILL JUST SHIT ALL OVER THIS THREAD

Okay kids! Calm the fuck down already! Jeez.

WHO CARES ABOUT THE ORIGINAL TOPIC I AM TRYING TO BE VERY RANDOM AND FUNNY

TYPING IN CAPS LOCK MEANS I AM WORKED UP IT DOES NOT MEAN I HIT THE BUTTON BY ACCIDENT AND FORGOT TO CHANGE IT BACK

LOOK AT MY BIG LETTERS THEY MEAN IM WORKED UP

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