Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn’t do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can’t hurt us anymore
And he’ll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis.
Sums it up.
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Kenesaw Moutain Landis
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Comment ID #69347
shut the fuck up bell boy,the tallest man ever was only 11 feet
Comment ID #69348
I would hate to be that guy, always getting looks and having to duck under doors.
Comment ID #69407
If he had to duck under doors then he was probably the shortest man alive. ^_^
Comment ID #70366
i have to duck under door frames.
apparently it scares some ppl 
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Comment ID #70425
0.o how tall are you?!?!
Comment ID #70694
Kenesaw Landis was a bad motherfucker, he stood 18 feet tall, he had a hundred million wives.
EDIT: Shit, someone beat me to this joke. Also, come on guys; it’s from a song.
Comment ID #70695
Kenesaw landis was a pussy,fake and gay he can go suck a cock.
last post in this stupid thread
Comment ID #70699
WRONG!
Comment ID #71084
How on Earth is that possible? Posting without a name?
Comment ID #71087
Like this.
-The Bell Boy
Comment ID #71097
He’s a witch! GET YOUR TORCHES!
Comment ID #71100
finally! ANGRY MOB!
Head back to the forum index.
Comment ID #69345
has anyone heard of this man if so a few facts would be great…
Frank August 4, 2010, 2:43 AM EST.