Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Spatchcock.

where do you come up with this stuff?

pleasure before pain,
quickly pulsing through your vains,
no im not insane,
lucy’s hot and i can’t explain-
pleasure before pain!
some choose pain while others do remain!
pleasure before pain!
lucy’s hot, and i cant complain
shes addicting, very much like cocain
pleasure before pain
all i see is her in chains!
pleasure before pain
thats when i can’t refrain!
pleasure before pain!
then she cuts off my penis


I totally wrote this…maybe…yes…

cutting it close

If all you see is her in chains then you must have read this (Very NSFW)http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/forum/ 46602.html

You know something? I got wood from that.

You know something? I really didn’t need to know that.

rape isnt erotic in the fucking slightest

I agree, but I won’t complain about stories like this. Better they indulge in fantasy then make it a reality.

I think it’s time for this thread to die.

@ Arbiter: Blood sugar Jerk magic.

TAESHI KINDA SORTA MADE THIS THE BEST THREAD EVER

JUST SAYIN’ GUYS

Why does a 12 yr old kid want to have sex with a cartoon cat who is female and has a penis? ……. can’t we all go to jail for being part of this?

Maybe.

Nice post on the Electric Six BTW

Dear Penthouse Form

One day I was walking along and I happened to walk by this chick named Lucy.
She was kind of crying because this dude named Paulo (spoiler alert) dumped her after
he fucked her. So I asked if she was okay. She told me what happened, and I consoled her, walked her home, then fucked her. Fucked… Her… Hard… First the Split Butterfly, then the Moon Walk, Revers Cow Girl, Doggy, and the Triple Boom Boom. Good… Old… Hot… Dirty Dirty Sex…. Mmmmn Tasty

Nine months later my son was born.

wow

Born-to-stroke wishes he did all of that

this thread is…

uh…

…

mmmh.

Yeah…Lol.

Anyway…BIRTHDAY IN OCTOBER!

13 :3

NOO! then your “I’m 12” thread will be irrelevant!!!

This entire thread

Hey guys what’s goi-

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…Catch you guys later.

I dont know what to say… because Taeshi would probably ban me if i say anything much.

BUT this thread is good the pictures are funny and i agree with everyone

*sneaks back into the shadows*

um…is this thing still going… anyhow… um

ah yes!
why the hell did cross make this forum in the first place

Because I felt like it. Just to piss people off olol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

I don’t care what anyone has to say, this guy has a great singing voice.

@Moddy Auld
You are right. G.to G. have Work to do. yo

oh and

WOW…… so…

Uh….

Ya.

Mike: “hey Lucy I’m going to rape you in the mouth”

Lucy: “W-What”

Mike: “Rraaahhrrr”!!!!

Lucy: “Wha— .. HEY. Gi- Git off

Mike: “weeeeeeeeee”!!!!!!!

Lucy: (mufled) “Eww UH *gag* mnnrr”

Mike: “Yay”!!!

Lucy: “RRRRR” *bite*

Mike: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucy: *spits* “bla *spits* What the FUCK”!!!!

Mike: *crying* “OWE OWE OWE OWE” “why”

Lucy: * furious* “WHY”!!!!! ” you stuck your DICK in my MOUTH”

Mike: *still crying* ” I thought you would like it”

Lucy: *thinks*…… “well”….

Mike *STILL crying* “YAY” “Kiss it better”

Lucy: “uhh”….

Mike: “ya,… That’s it”

* Paulo just walks in the room. Daisy & Abraham right behind him.* |All: ” Holly shit”

Mike: “uh, oh”

*Lucy not knowing continues*

Paulo: “LUCY… MIKE”!!!!!!!!!!

Lucy & Mike “awe, crap”

THE END

Why the fuck does this thread have 5 pages?

I hardcorer. I created this thread.

The fuck is all this shit? D: I come in and people start talking about sexing cat’s and Lucy’s chopping off 12 year old dicks…