Bittersweet Candy Bowl

watchu mean look upz?

… Hi. ^_^

Why do we burn the witch?
… because she’s made of wood?
correct. now how do test if something is made of wood?
… build a bridge out of her!!

lol fail quote. but yah, one of the funnier parts of the holy grail.

Best Monty Python sketch ever= penguin on the telly

… Hello? ^_^

ILB!~ Hi!

I called in sick and pried the laptop out of my brother’s cold, dead…I mean living and totally not blood-covered fingers.

Whatever you say. ^_^

And hello, Commie.

Jerk! Hi! I’ve been causing minor havoc and been a complete perv in your abstinence.

she undressed me wth her eyes

He knows, I’m sure. ^_^

Oh dear, Goldwulf is here too. Hallo. ^_^

I epically raped Dr. John too.

I’ve been busy.

I was wondering why you didn’t show up last night to rape me.

just get in line she’ll get around to you once she’s done spreading the lusty looks around

This is rather exciting, isn’t it? ^_^

Gah, too much going on in different threads to keep up, between this and trying to write my essay. I should probably stop visiting the forums and just focus on essay come to think of it… nah

Yeah, that was pretty epic LaComi

Now do your homework young one and you will get a cookie (im actually baking some this minute) and when your done you can come back and watch as Commie molests our minds (and other things) in hounur of Jerk

That’s the spirit, Miw ^_^

YAY cookies!!

Actually I should be packing right now but I love you guys too much~:3

Where you going La Commie?

What are you packing for?

EDIT: Oh yes. Opening a new tab, then waiting a few minutes before posting. I do this all the time. ^_^

my cookies are too big and too close together, they have combined to create a unicookie, i shall eat half of unicookie and sae the rest for my brother

Commie going on a journey? A quest? Adventure? sexy adventure?

Sexy adventure indeed. ;D

I am going on an epic quest of knowledge and adventure.


Which translates to “I’m going to college.”

*ahem*

Sexy adventure indeed! ;D

Ah, college, I live rather close to mine, so I didn’t move out.

Yes Jerk, it’s a sexy adventure for knowledge. But alas, I am to good of a kid to do anything to extreme.
I am also going to a conservative Christian College near my hometown so that could have something to do with it too. And I’m moving to escape my extreme family.

Oh, how super! Good luck with that. ^_^

Hee. Three minutes late. But still.

Thank you ILB. Hopefully I won’t break any bones in the first week.

I remember a looong time ago in a chat where I believe Vinsonary told Commie not to pay attention to me, otherwise I’d become a whore.

Breaking bones in the first week? You don’t have high expectations do you?

Or rather, she has very dangerous plans. No?


And how so, Gabriel? ^_^ No, wait, I see. Sorry. I’m just being silly…

Hah, I’m able walk to my college…god I hate that school, I’m counting the days until I get to transfer out of it…

morning everyone

@ LaCollegeChick: I attended Baylor University, a Southern Baptist college, for two years. In that time, I drank alcohol for the first time, had a great deal of sex and witnessed someone smear human feces on the dorm walls.

Also, I’m graduating from college this fall. I’ll be a grad student, bitches! Woohoo!

…At this rate a year and a half until I can maybe transfer to Berkley…*sigh* perhaps I should set my sights a bit lower?

Also Jerk you are a…jerk

Oh no I know my college is crazy, almost all of the students are pastor’s kids. But I just have never been that interested in drinking, the smell and taste make me sick and I come from an alcohol abusing family with anger issues.

And Gabe~

Except for tequila, I can’t stand alcohol. I like the flavor but not the alcohol.

Plus, I’m more of a painkiller fan.

It’s strange, but I’ll never experience any of this. Neither college nor high school (the usual kind, anyway) exist here.

Should I be sad, or jubilant? ^_^

Ahhh painkillers, very nice until you run out
Also jublient for high school sad for college

They’re both stupid and boring. I take all my classes online except the maths.

Partying was overrated, in my opinion. In order to really have a good time, I had to always bring my chick friends also. No “boys nights out” when clubbing… It was too boring with just the dudes.

Highschool was hell and ives mentions it once before, (not a story im eagert to tell again) and college was forced before i could figure anything out so meh

Tread you own path to education whatever works for you

So, I should not be sad about losing high school, and just “meh” about college.

Sounds like I got a good deal. ^_^

ILB, crazy shit happens in college. I found out that one of my lesbian friends was a dominatrix.

I gotta tell you, not everybody has crazy experiences in college though. It could be because I live at home while going to college, but I’m going into my second year, and so far no crazy parties. It’s kind of fun and I’ve gone out drinking with some of my friends, but nothing major has happened.

I slept with a girl in a green-guy suit.

I’m just the local boring girl but my current beau is a partier. I’ll stand in the back ground smiling while he does keg stands and such.

Oh dear. My previous belle was a partier. And that makes me kind of sad to say because our song was “Michelle” by The Beatles because, before we started dating, singing that song was my covert way of saying “I love you” to her. (The song goes “Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble” ).