Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Aw Jerk you are such a sweetie when you want to be. Now said something pervy so we can return things to normal.

The last girl I dated and seriously called my girlfriend became bisexual for a year after dating me. Now she’s a lesbian.

@ LaComi: I was invited to a threesome but I haven’t decided whether I want to participate or not because it’d be MMF. Not a joke.

Jerk, you don’t know what you’re missing by turning that down.

Ahh thank you guys, that makes the Chat so much more awkward now.

Hey, he doesn’t HAVE to make the guy do him. One of them will take the front, the other will take the back! IT’S THAT EASY!

@ Gabe: I haven’t turned it down, but I don’t know what their intentions are. So…Also, I have no intention of doing or being done by a guy.

@ LaComi: You’re welcome~

They want to spice up their love life! DO IT FAGGOT.

Okay, on the condition that I don’t have to have sex with the dude.

*Heavy sigh*

Look what you’ve done La Commie, now jerk’s told us something that no one knows how to reply to.

If I give him two high fives during a spit-roast, it’s called an Eiffel Tower.

Gabe does, they both are just laughing to hard to type it out.

The only way to respond to an inappropriate comment is with a more inappropriate comment.

And there’s nothing more inappropriate than the truth. ;D

I do so love my monthly cigarette.

Freud would say that that is wish-fulfillment of your homoerotic fantasies.

Aside from the fact that I won’t even participate if there’s any kind of homoerotic vibes whatsoever.

you are the same person considering a MMF threesome right?

I am, but I just want an excuse to bang his girlfriend, really, and they both already know this.

Do it. It is rewarding in so many ways.

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Dr John is just mad because he can’t be in any threesomes ever.

How do you know i havent been in a threesome?

also no im not even mad i just felt like typing random letters

You can’t be in any threesomes ANYMORE.

At times like these, I wonder whether I should try to shift the topic or just refrain from posting.

And since I clearly fail at the latter, the former is my only option. ^_^

Hey look puppies!

Ooh, I’m with you on that. ^_^

*runs to cuddle*

Puppies don’t have threesomes, right?

…Right?

well… he’s done it. Jerk has managed to taint puppies.

No, Johnny, they do not. Now stop being silly. ^_^

MiwAuturu has just unintentionally coined the term “Taint Puppies,” which I will now use periodically.

Ooooh god, I don’t think there’s anything I can say here to make thing any less… just… I don’t even know.

What’s wrong? Taint puppy got your tongue?

^_^

ILB is prepared to put up with me regardless of what I say.

Taint puppies is going in my vocabulary now.

Taint Puppies are running through a glorious field of sunshine!

Actually, I am hinting that puppies should be somewhat sacred. ^_^

Why should we stop at tainting puppies? Tainted crows!

Puppies are sacred now? Maaan.

I’m good with that. ^_^

On a scale of one to ten, how sacred are babies? I mean, I’ve seen some pretty ugly babies.

Do you plan on making taint babies now too?

Nah, LaComi does that better than me. I just want to know my boundaries.

Dear, you’re allowed to do anything you want to provided you do not mind me complaining every now and then. ^_^

If I had to describe them, I’d say the first identifiable trait of Taint Puppies is that they do, in fact, have threesomes.

And now we are back where we started.

*sigh* its the infinite circle of the random chat. It is inescapable

Only when I’m around, baybeh. ;D

Indeed. It is quite exasperating. ^_^

Still. Good night, all.

Taint kittens!!

I only make babies tainted because of my own three horrors.