Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Who’s the third? I only know about Danger and Hysterectomy.

I’m not backreading. I stopped posting last night because my internet died :/

REPORTING LIVE FROM THE APPLE STORE:

I want an iPad

Really? you want an iPad? I find them kind of useless.

Wait until the next version comes out: the iPon.

The iPeen

The iPoon.

I have an iPad. All I can say is that if you want an iPod touch the size of a sheet of paper, get it. That’s really the only difference, but it makes a big impact. For example, if you’ve ever browsed the web with an iPod touch or iPhone, you’ll notice the small screen makes it seem inappropriate for web browsing. The iPad gives you the feeling that you can browse like a normal computer.

Nah, I don’t need an iPod that big.

I don’t know who the third is either but I’m sure I have one. Gabe are you pregnant?

The IBone,real thing btw

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

if you add one more hate the sentence would make sense.

Did a little back reading.

@Commie: “…in your abstinence” just kills me! Tell me you did that on purpose!

*Sly smile.* Oh me~

I find the thought of jerk being in abstinence vastly amusing.


Oh, and iNinja wins the iWhatever contest.

JERK DOES NOT TAKE HIS ABSTINENCE LYING DOWN.

Also: Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate haaaate.

well… i seem to be missing a very important reference to this “hate” thing.

anyone wanna fill the ol’ arby in?

You’re not missing anything. There is no inside joke or reference. This is just me having a piss-fit over something I have no intention of explaining.

Why you hatin’?

If I may ask: Why Vanilla?

On a scale of one to Hiroshima, how angry would you be to find that your family had rifled through your things without permission and found, among other things, drugs and hardcore pornography?

@jerk. umm… probably about tokyo. also, i would be very embarassed and sorry couse im canadian.

@*ninja i was wondering about the vanilla as well.

I’m not so worried about the porn. I mean, people know my personality, they rifle through my things, and whatever pops out and rapes their eyes is their own damn fault.

But, MY GOD, the TEQUILA! D

I’d probably be about H-bomb and be suffering from an intensely radioactive fallout of shame.


Vanilla because this is now my standard posting name, just like vanilla is the world’s standard ice cream flavor.

You drink tequila?

hmm… so… by extension… your the standard *ninja?

I would too if I still felt shame. Once you’ve been caught on the receiving end of a blowjob, smoking pot, etc, there’s not much left to feel ashamed over.

No, that is my standard. As opposed to this.

Jerk whats your age?
btw wasn’t your laptop broken?

@jerk. not saying anyone here has done this, but this would probably make you feel ashamed: having sex with your dead grandmother. (just an example)

@ Noir: I’m on my brother’s laptop, and I’m twenty-four. I lived in an apartment for several years but I had to move back home to save money.

@ GoldenArbiter: Funny you should say that! My grandmother died seven months ago from last week. ;p

On an unrelated note, I attended her funeral sans underpants. Long story. :|

If by when I go to University you got a house, would you mind if I lived with you (yes I’ll pay)

@jerk. hmm. well. my condolences. my grandmother died a long time ago. she was my best friend…. (only friend at the time… i was unpopular because of skin desease)

Too long to fit in a single post?

@ Noir: Sorry bro, but I don’t live anywhere near a university and I’ll have my master’s by the end of next year.

@ GoldenArbiter: Nah, it’s alright. I got to say goodbye the night before so I have no regrets. I lived with my grandmother for half my life so it was kind of hard but I’ve prepared myself.

agreed. we all look forward to a good story now that you mentioned.

Ok what does the master degree mean?

6 years of studying for… something

So, the night before we left for the funeral, my friend introduced me to a little drug called Oxycoton… Now, kids, I don’t advocate using drugs, but this pill was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Think: best orgasm you’ve ever had lasting for eight hours at a time.

So, by “long story,” I mean I was alternately sicker than I’ve been all year and higher than I’ve been in my life and have no idea what happened to my underwear. Really, I never saw it again and I have few memories of that trip. Except the Oxy.

You lead an interesting, yet terrible, life my friend.

Well, I think this is my stop. Goodnight, friends. I have some finals to fail tomorrow (because I’ll pass regardless of the score).

drugs make me feel uneasy
Night jerk and luck

my father just wrote a rapport on OxyContin (actual spelling) thats some messed up shit there jerk. not as bad as some things, but still pretty bad.

well… im out till tommorow. and then ill probably just skip it. and by it, i mean tommorow.

I’m watching The Lion King and Zumanity tomorrow~

Ooh, that must be fun. ^_^

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Distracted by BlazBlue.
What’d I miss while I was gone?

I don’t think you missed anything that is at all possible to understand if you were not there. At least, I have that problem. ^_^

And I’ve posted in far too many threads here today…

Yeah, I share that feeling. *^_^>

I’ll need to sleep soon though; it’s now 3:15 AM here.