Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yeah, where did you get rabbit from?

Hey Arby.

Abraham actually isn’t a rabbit. He’s a cat with really long ears.

I’m actually going to try to find the black rabbit that kept my sister’s rabbit company until he was sold.

GONNA HORK NOW. MEDICATION SIDE EFFECTS.

My sister got the rabbit for her birthday on Tuesday and my mom pretty much demanded I go and get one too since she’s taking hers to college.

huh… i just always thought he was a rabbit. wow. i learned something.

If I was a char from BCB id fall in love with lucy
RANDOM

Anything that isn’t a cat or a dog is a pet. And sometimes even the pets can be one of those. Which is kind of creepy. It’s like if I kept a pet midget.

Or, rather, like if I brought my pet midget outside with me and didn’t make him dress as a gimp.

well great… now i want a pet midget…

Well Lucy did adopt a bitch at one stage in the intermission didn’t she?

i dont think ive seen this intermission of yours…. how long ago was it?

“Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?”

And that’s why you don’t see her much anymore.

was that the actual title of the intermission?

or are you just fuckin with me?

@Golden

Dunno you’ll have to check the archives. I think it was the neglected club arc.

@Jerk

What?

You kids missed out on the golden age of comedy, Dave Chappelle.

A quick google will fix that

… that was in 2007. i dont see what dave has to do with wayne brady…

It was from the Chapelle Show. An early sketch with him and Wayne Brady hanging out, Wayne Brady muses over a whore that can’t pay him. “Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I think Wayne Brady’s gonna have to choke a bitch.”

ahh… havnt actully seen any of daves work.

NO FUCKING WAY IM READING ALL THESE POSTS GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

THEN DON’T JESUS GOD.

you called?

Thank you. <3

FEAR THE ANGRY SPACE-MONKEY-GOD
good god im tired……

hmm… i probably shoulda changed my name to god… owell, same thing.

It’s bottom of the ninth, tied 9-9 and I am bored with this game. I can only handle so much men not beating the shit out of each other, shooting each other or walking away from explosions.

i still dont understand how baseball is fun…

It’s like summer camp: no fun until somebody scores.

i see… i understand the summer camp scoring…
but how is scoring in baseball fun?

Fireworks and possibly free food. Not fun tonight because it’s 92F outside and I am not sitting for four hours to watch anything when it is as hot and humid as the underside of a nutsack outside. I’m just in the living room and it’s hot as balls.

actually, for it to be “hot as balls” it would need to be 96F. or 35.5C

It was 100F earlier, so it was actually hotter than balls.

hmm, no shut it mccain? anyways, im getting tired, im goin to bed.

Kay, goodnight Arby.

who the fuck am i?

Anyone here

Mhm. For the time being, at least. ^_^

@kazi: you are the guy with the name of course

hmm… well, that was a shitty sleep. in fact, i didnt sleep. i just thought. in bed. for 5 hours. and, i have to be up for the next 26 hours…. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

hehe, im the only one on…… ……
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wow this forum can real lonely real fast.

I’m here for you, honey. ^_^

hi ILB!
how are you?

my fork tastes like iron…. maybe im not sleeping because im internally bleeding a lot and i dont know it…

hmm… and then there was one again…

I’m sorry, dear, but I had to leave unexpectedly. How are you? ^_^

stupidly tired. havnt slept at all in ~3 days. cant sleep. wont sleep. dont know why. insomnia?

Oh my, poor soul! Have you tried a cup of hot milk? It does wonders, I hear.

maybe ill try that tonight. owell.

you still havnt answerd how you are yet….

I’m fine, dear.

Hope you sleep well tonight. ^_^

you mean tommorow? i have a shit ton of stuff to do… currently just psyching up by listening to Eiffel 65.

Oh, I have no idea which time zone you live in, even…

-5
currently 0655 here.
you?

GMT plus one. ^_^

Forgive me, dear, but I have to go now… my oral exam is coming up in five minutes, so I cannot stay any longer. Let us continue our conversation later.