Bittersweet Candy Bowl

any idea on how to get ur hand out of a cookie jar without breakin it?

nvm got it out

howd ya do it?

oil

He flexed his enormous muscles and crushed all the bones in his hand to contort his way out.

The oil was just for the shirtless pictures he’s posting for the ladies as he’s mending his hand with his mutant healing factor.

heh. when it happened to me i just hit toddlers with it until it broke.

omg jerk that was an awsome explanation now to post the shirtless pics here XD

You must have a neat supply of toddlers.

Or a supplier. :|

i live near a daycare
ehehehe
ah the memories! (smash, smash, grab,throw, crush)

who wants to see a shirtless pic with enough votes ill post one XD

vote1

plz tell me kazi is a girl

Kazi is a girl.

Not that me saying it will make it true.

WELL, I’m going to bed (sort of). Gonna finish this book and see if I can’t finish one a day for the rest of the year.

no, but aren`t u?

Neither of you are, nor am I. But it’s cool. I won’t judge. Much.

(Fornicators.)

(twitch)

…..kazi wtf
wat makes u think im a girl

btw wat about a new thread lets call it “when the fuck will it end” cause we r filling this things weekly

hand stuck in cookie jar……afraid sister and mom would find out you were stealing cookies………….just sounded like……………..(twitch)

(twitch)

calm down kazi how about we both go and abduct some lolis in my friends minivan

YAY!

@Jerk & Kazi:…I don’t want to type it, refer to my normal emotive state.
@everybody: So how’s life?

WE DONT HAVE LOLIS (nervous)

pretty good nameless, you?

hey skyfire if u can read these then let me tell u the loli will arrive at ur house at 3 am

yes…..no lolies….

@kazi: very lifelike

…………howd u know i was a robot………….

I don’t have a name, that’s why.

kazi let the loli go D:

NEV ER

kazi wanted to see me shirtless

DAMNIT I DONT WANNA GUESS WHO 2 PPL ARE TODAY!

wat kazi?

i thought he was she

nameless.
ur name is_________________

Seeing as you will never actually guess my name stick with (nameless) or Arbajor mmmkay?

On the other hand seeing you take a swipe at guessing my real name can be VERY entertaining (for me)

Hi guys what’s up.

thank you arbajor.
my full name is Jackson Haraldur Derek Payton Kazimierz Benson and i created the kazi unit.

hey noirs nemesis. are YOU a girl?

No

Is that bad?

No it just is

yes.
please leave.

XD well i would if noir wouldn’t had told me to come

damn skyfire wen u said im noirs nemesis i thought u ment that u had written it not tht it was ur goddamn name

@Kazi: Are you a girl out of curiosity? If you have already answered this somewhere, I’m too lazy to find it.

lol sorry yeah i sholud had u another name but what the hell… i was lazy to think about another name