Bittersweet Candy Bowl

holy shit were the fuck did u come from

I could not BREATHE I was laughing so hard!!

Faith dropping faster than BP’s stock…

At that point, I’d probably just be like, “Since you’re not going believe me when I say I wasn’t trying to grab your (might I say magnificent) ass, can I just grab it anyway?” I get by on my charm and audacity.

amd wem everything seemed lost my friend came rlly happy to were i was yelling “thanks dude thank u so much”

…
Humanity’s fucked.

In the ass.

Hard.

@Jerk: And than there would be one less Jerk in the world

XD nice jerk

I have no name. I have no sense of humor so everything kills my somehow still-existing “faith in humanity.”

so he came and said thanks and im like “thx for what” and he said “u made yuko blush thanks so much” srsly at tht moment both of us were thinking WTF

Pfft. Tsundere. Always good to catch those girls off guard. I’d apologize first so she knows you don’t mean any perv. (Even if you do.)

Yes it’s quite a depressing life

and then im like ” what u talking about” and he said “persona dude” what u told about ” then can i touch somethig else” made yuko blush im so happy

i can barely understand you noir

and my friends sister is like “wtf u talking about”i said “oh yea ur welcome” and my friends sister is like “wait u said that to him” i said “oh thats y u wanted to kill me u thought i was telling it to u eww no”

then she told us to get a life and letted me go and kept trying to open the door with the pins

Lighten up, Eeyore, it’s not all bad. Quiet places, beaches, tits. It’s a wonderful world, bro.

@ Noir: Hah. Why was she trying to open the door with pins?

u kno theres no part were u tell that to yuko in that game that son of a bitch saved me im in debt wit him dude

i bet hes gonna start black mailing me >_>

she tried opening the door with hairpins to get her cellphone back from her brother who locked himself with her cellphone the sissors were to tell him “phone or die”

If he starts to blackmail you my personal advice would be to just ignore it, usually the blackmailer in question is just bluffing.

he can just tell my friend who is the older bro of that girl >_> and mayb he will kill me
or just ignore him for saying stupid things

aaah who cares I still beat her bro in eerything we do and I kno 7 martial arts besides i got a airsoft gun and… holy shit now tht i notice i gt too many weps in my room

List
1) knife over my bed hanging
2) bb gas gun
3) tazer wit the bb gun in my nightable
4) bat behind courtains
5) decorative but still sharp katana on a table
6) my brass knuckles

sorry icaras my bad im still new to this of forums remember ive stayed all this timenon chatboxes where if u got a error ud type it till ud get it right XD

Dude, if possible, please stop the double and triple posting. That’s what the edit button is for.

Heeeee. That was a good story.

GOOD WTF i almost got killed by a girl D:

@icaras IM A SLOW LEARNER GIMMI A BREAK ITS 3 am

@jerk yea happened to me too XD

Noir, that’s no excuse. I’ve spent all of my time over the last several months on Skype and now IRC so I’m totally familiar with what you’re saying. I still use the edit button.

You didn’t die, so it’s a good story. I had a girl pounce on top of me and strangle me.

*facepalm*

If someone posts after you, then you don’t need to use the edit button. Only if you double post (meaning you post again immediately after one of your other posts).

Fuck your rules D:
http://lolbot.net/index.php? content=viewer&id=7032

He fucked your rules, Icky.

Lesson learned, don’t make unwanted advances toward a girl (or anyone for that matter) holding a sharp object.

Well actually I personally avoid the whole unwanted advances thing altogether…but seriously sharp deadly object not smart…

I WASNT EXPECTING TO SAY THAT T_T i wanted to say sorry didnt kno y it came out like that D:

Lesson averted: make unwanted advances toward people without weapons.
More aversion: bring your own weapon to make unwanted advances.

*heavy sigh*

Poor Eeyore, world bringing you down.

That is your name. Your name is Eeyore.

dude i own around 7 weps and still that happened to me wat will happen to someone normal D: the lesson is dont make sexual oriented advances to a tomboy thats 13 yrs old an has a sharp object at hand

i was just joking aaaaaaaa

i feel like a pedo T_T Im gonna suicide

wrong answer. try again.

ROFLMAO hey john got any pics wit pedobear around there?

Eh, I’m going to bed, I have work in the morning.

O_O this worlds got some beautiful things on it I think ill stay in it for some more time