Bittersweet Candy Bowl

good boy

yes master

may i get the link to where u got the pic?

ima go to bed
now plz leave the link somwhere I can see it

Dr. John who will suffer a painful yet hillarious death by my hands.
O well it’s late, night all!

(heavy sigh)

also,noir i didnt get that pic from a porn site so you can suck it

huh… i get up, and everyone goes to bed….

THORS ANRGY DICK!!! my backs killing me, spasms and falling, work makes it work and the recovery process difficult!,

ONe week untill vaction and one week untill theaccursed ripped condom day

Happy Birthday!

“Thor’s angry dick” has to be one of the funniest curses I’ve ever seen.

Still got a week before my bday, the 14th it is.

and Thors anrgy dick is what i yelled when i hacd a back spasm at work last night and fell flat over in pain, no idea where it came from

…You yelled that in public?!

i work the night shift so it was just me and three other people, and two of them dont even speak english

My left foot is in fucking bits! > Can barely walk…

Everyone is all beat up and sad…

Yeah and I missed the DA b-day bash because of it!

I’ll get the happy bat, that way they’ll be beat up but smiling

no no no no no! No sad Commie, i got chriro and am getting better so no sad Commie about that! Im always depressed with my birthdays and holidays but thats a story for another time, so no sad Commie about that! Pron there, He’s tough Throw a rock at him and he will cut it in half with a stare, so no sad Commie about him!

No sad Commie! (sounds like a japanese pop band heh)

i think its hug raping time,i could be wrong though

YAY RAPE HUGS!!!

NO SURPRISE!!

Figures I would come back to a rape-fest. Oh well, hope you guys feel better.

I’m totally fine.

Short of being bored out of my gourd.

Go see inception if you haven’t already.

hope u get betta goldwulf

The TV show “Huge” is hilarious, especially when there are people around to hear my endless stream of jokes.

lol tommorrow im gonna see my friend and his killer sis 0_0

Awkward. I still say you should apologize to her for being so awkward.

I don’t see why my smug, self-assured douchebag way of life is so difficult.

Hey guys, what was I supposed to rule this weekend? I forgot

Bunnyhorses, I think. Some pastiche LaComi made.

DUDETTE IF I SAY SRRY, then she will kill me, she didn kill meh cause she thought I was speakin to my friend

Even so, I’d probably just man-up and tell her what happened and apologize for it, then you never have to worry about getting blackmailed. That’s just me though, and I’m no certified life coach.

The blackmailing was a jk the dude is a good friend of mine

Actually, yeah, I kind of figured that. Oh well. Don’t do anything you’ll regret and you’ll be fine. Unless you do something you regret, in which case you should quit regretting it. Or if you do regret it, apologize and explain the situation. And then laugh and tell her she’s hot.

I find so many wrong things with telling her shes hot, so I’ll make a helpfull list
Probs
1) Sister of one of my friend
2) Tomboy she’s really violent too if I fail at first I’m a goner
3) SHES 13 I’M TRYING TO STOP TRYING TO DATE THEM
4) got many others but I’ll end it in etc.

We’re still on this?

Sorry nameless if it bothers u Ill happylly change ze subjuct srry of my spellung but too sleepy to actuluy carez

We’re still on this!

You have ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain’t one.

Someone’s got you under a spell, Noir. ^_^

Good Morning I’m feeling so much better
It is such a beautiful day
Now lets wait for an idiot to ruin it :/ XD

I wouldn’t want to ruin your day if I was paid for it, dear.

Ur no idiot ^_^ I was speaking of either my sisters, dad, some random idiot

And now, a haiku:

Today is the day
That Noir attracts his loli
I wish you luck, bro

Thanks bro but rnt u supposed to help me stop, I dunno, STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO YOUNGER GIRLS! T_T

I don’t have a spray bottle handy for when you look at her, so you’re going to have to get one yourself. That or a newspaper across the nose. It’s up to you.

Lol dude she always stays with my sisters and I stay with my friend and his bro

Spray bottle or newspaper. You have to spray or hit yourself across the nose whenever you look at her. Discretely.

Oh XD
Isn’t that for dogs D:

So it is. But then, I don’t know how to train people and I hear the dog stuff works just as well.

At least I haven’t told you to rub your nose in it, right? Awkward!

LOL Actually I’ll start controling myself and stop getting attracted to such strange things and by that I mean all the things that attract me I’ll burn my list today

That reminds me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l9mT32P3Q

Watch from 3:35 onwards. Oh, and the rest as well. ^_^