Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Why not for the halibut?

because salmon tastes better.

But there aren’t many salmon puns…

you made me sad now

Um… sorry?

I don’t seem to remember saying anything that might elicit such a response from you. I thought you had a high tolerance for bad puns.

the lack of salmon puns causes depression in any fisherman.

They don’t read enough Salmon Rushdie.

we really dont.
ive never even heard of it until jerk mentioned it.

It may have been before your time.

i have that book!
just havent read it yet!

It’s very good. May not be what you’re expecting though.
(It’s a parody of Islam.)

i was close!
i tthought it would be a parody of christianity when i bought it.

If he doesn’t win the Nobel Prize for Literature, they should just abolish the non-science prizes entirely.

Given the way the Peace Prizes have been chosen recently, they already should.

They gave Obama a prize for not being Bush.

As important as that is, it is not worth a Peace Prize. Maybe some candy, but not a Peace Prize.

Agreed. He’s done alright since then, though you’d be hard pressed to convince most people of this.

They gave Yasser Arafat one, and he was a fucking terrorist.

obama has been doing great considering the self serving opposition of the republican party, opposing him just to get back in power.
nobel prizes are fucked up in who they pick.