Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’M TIRED OF ALL THESE DAMN “love threads” !
at any given time there’s like nine of the motherfuckers on the forum !
i HATE things ! and i want you to join me !
share what you hate with the rest of the forum !
the more objectionable it is,the better !

and to help you get in the mood,watch this:
you know what i hate ?!

yeah ! this is a stupid thread !
but everyone else opened one ! so i can too !
nobody complain !
(especially not you snoof !)

You know what I don’t hate?

I don’t hate vests.

I HATE

I hate some parts of the story.2% of it has a psychological effect on me
{Just tellin wat I hate}






I’m a newby anyway

now let me share one with y’all.


i fucking hate dolphins !
hate’em ! i’m tired of hearing about how smart they are ! or how cute !
itssa fucking fish ! (mammals,whatever !) what’s cute about it ?!
or how dolphins are friendly… so what ?! so is the hobo that lives
in the parking lot ! he’s friendly like a motherfucker !
but i don’t see anyone feeding HIM fish !
or asking HIM to jump through a hoop !
i personally think that “flipper” would have been better if it stared a hobo.
or a fucking white shark,and instead of helping the other actors…
he would eat them !
cuz if your in a point in your live where you constantly need to be saved by a fish (mammal,whatever.)
you deserve to die !

you know what else ?
when i get tuna,i never have the ones with the “no dauphins were harmed” sticker.
and if my tuna doesn’t contain some portion of dolphin,i call the company to complain.

I hate tuna couze they are fish I don’t eat fish

I hate taking a dump where it hurts like Hell and it feels like it’s never going to stop and then your anus feels like a clown car.

Right now I hate Jerk for that mental image

And then when you’re done, you look at it and you feel a little proud. You plant a little flag on top and name it “Mt. Evercrap” and salute it as you send it to septic tank Valhalla.

Ans suddenly I’m laughing too much to hate him anymore

Ahhh, Jerk, that sense of humor must be very practiced indeed.

^_^

Love, oh, love
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
‘Cause I, oh, I
Can’t go a minute without your love…

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.

i hate love. tis never shown to me. always anger though. always anger. gets annoying after a while.

Would it help if I spewed some more sunshine everywhere? ^_^

(It’s not a very… flattering image to use, but I find it entertains me greatly.)

i hate E news.
why would anyone watch that ?!
what good will that do you ?!

I love you all so much.

I think you chose a very appropriate verb, ILB.

I H8 U all

I hate emo faggots who don’t know when to shut up.

Emo faggots who know when to shut up are fine by me.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I hate that I post what I think is an interesting game and I don’t even get one goddamn reply before the trolls show up
FUCK YOU ALL I’M OUT OF HERE

I hate when I have somewhere to go, so I’m trying to hurry through the halls, but EVERYBODY that gets in front of me is apparently out for a Sunday stroll or something.

I hate stupid jerkoffs that play online video games and act all high and mighty, as if the rest of us plebians are not fit to lick their mud stricken boots because, and oh my gosh everybody make some room, we’ve a guy here that’s good at a video game. It’s a game, dude. Go “yes” when you get a kill then complain when you die like the rest of us, cause, and here’s a real news flash, it’s not gonna matter for anything as soon as that game console goes off; you’re still the same loser you are in real life.

I hate how my “best friend” seems to only really ever call me up when he needs or wants something as of late. Feh.

oh wow miwauturu that sucks im really sor-

“I love everyone here too
(…except snooths)”

oh nevermind

yeah well Fuck you too

WHAMBULANCE FOR MIW

man yo why you bein so rude i didnt do anything wrong!!

……..

Butt hurt alert? Remember the lube next time.

:UNFUNFUNF:

Hey souppy the face is still broken.

I hate brusselsprouts…
nuff said good bye.

I hate junk food for being so delicious yet bad for you. I also hate racism and the Westboro baptist Church, that I hate most of all. I hate advertisements. and finally, I hate hate

I can’t hate… U_U sorry.

I…. Lov…e. … I Love You Guys……. *blush*

i hate Paulo right now. }:C

I hate the peple who couldn’t figure out that it’s a daydream without flahing lights

To all of those stupid fucking idiots who have no fucking idea how to fucking play an online game right! You all know what I’m talking about, the total dumbshits who have no clue on how to use the controls, will accept no correct strategys other than theirs, and could never type a sentence that nobody but another total retard could understand. I remember playing team fortress 2 once, and a player was trying to defend the enemy base.

Let me repeat myself, He was trying to defend the enemy base. WHAT THE FUCK?! I know that there are some people who are not all that experienced out there, but COME ON! Is the game that difficult to understand to the point where you don’t even know what team you’re on?!

I hope that every single one of those dick fucks lose their family, friends, and anybody else that they love in a horrible, pain filled accident.

No, I hope that it isn’t an accident. I hope somebody kills them. Preferably me…

Really? You hate people because of a game? I think you need to calm down.

Not because of the game, but because they insist that they know what they’re doing, yet they’re getting killed every time they spawn.

When they need to ask “wut butn maks meh g fowerd.” and they say that YOU’RE the one who dosen’t know how to play the game right, It just pisses me the hell off!

Anyone here who has played an online game some point of their life knows what I’m talking about.

@Jester: Let the man vent. I feel his pain.

Same here,let him vent yo

this thread needs more buttsex…

@Flavio: Everything could use a little more buttsex, it just depends on who’s doing it.

Guy to Girl = Hot
Girl to Guy = Ew
Guy to Guy = AW HELL NAW!
Girl to Girl = AWSOME!

Alright Flavio… Choose wisely.

Did you know “Strap on” backwards reads “No parts”?

Woah… never noticed that…

I will give you people another smile. Now stop hating, dears. ^_^

you guys are fucking stupid

true that.

Is this a hate thread or a another? pls. tell me
cauze someone here is saying we shouldn’t hate
the other hate

Why would anyone want to hate? ^_^