Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Dear Nicholas Sparks:

The next time you pick up your pen, please force it through your orbital socket into your brain. Waiting in an abortion clinic is more fun than any of your terrible movies / books / what-have-you. Everyone who does not have a vagina wants this to happen to you.

Love,

- Johnny

Dear Jerk:

If you do not like waiting, lets say you and i go out to his mansion. you can fill in the rest. (it involves fire)

sincerely,
-Arby

That shouldn’t arouse me sexually, yet here we are. :|

… well. i really hope your talking about the arson….

Dear Arbiter:

I have a vast collection of various blunt, and pointy objects. Do you wish that I bring them to your “event”? If so, please leave a message saying.

Sincerely,
Dritch-y

Sure. Why not. :]

and, had i read your prier post jerk, i probably wouldn’t have posted that note. :1

@dritchjaul nah. i should be good. ive got a wall of swords (not fake ones either) for self defense. (yes i know how to use them properly) and i have alot of ways of making … stuff happen when i want. so im good. thanks for the kind gesture though.

@jerk. thats not very reassuring….

i’ve got a whole table full of knives (display table), and holding a butterfly(balisong) right now. so i’m good. : D

ive got ~7 katanas, ~3 other random swords, an ax, some nunchuks, punching/climbing claws, spiked chain, and probably some other things im forgetting.

Who is this Nicholas Sparks that I’m suddenly hearing so much about? ^_^

Anyone ever see 9?

I hope you found a way to get your time and money back.

Meet the Spartans

Had its moments, but by the gods it was just a dogpile of shit people knew threw into one, eaten by the hump back of noterfuckinugly, shat out into a cup, then ate by two girls with eye patchs, then shat out once more into the ocean.

@CrealStar~Nine was ok. It had a cool concept, which one of my friends made into a campaign in D&D, but the story was retarded, and for the most part I agree. But no, i did not get my time, nor my money back.

@Gingin~I completely agree. But my friends think that it, and the other scary movie spin offs, are made of gold.

Yes, it had a cool concept, and GREAT potential.

But they just threw it down the drain thinking “Oh, this is a Tim Burton movie, it doesn’t need much work because people will watch anything made by him”

I was very disappointed in him, I raged for three days straight.

Golden Compass for insulting Jesus.

I DO like the scary movies (mostly the first few), i just mean people started producing parody movies none stop, and they lost the quaility. LIKE with meet the spartans, they got shitload of fads and known things and just mashed it together poorly : /

@ Gingin: Those are all by the same writers. Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Scary Movie, though they didn’t get anywhere near as much say in that movie. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

Still no one who can tell me who Nicholas Sparks is? ^_^

The Room

Nicholas Sparks wrote “The Notebook.”

I know this is a show but the start of it was a movie…
Star Wars The Clone Wars

the retarded animated crap

You don’t like “The Notebook”, Johnny?

Dear, oh dear. I’m really fond of that one. ^_^

I don’t know if this has been mentionned but: the two movies following “The Matrix”. it would have been better just to end after the first.

I have only ever walked out of two movies in my whole 24 years of existing, so those are the two I will list here:

Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief

The Golden Compass (this one is no longer allowed to even be mentioned in my presence as it makes me go off on a angry rampage fueled by the passion of 1000 suns)

There are plenty more that I consider horrible movies, but these two defo stand out for the obvious reason that I have stated above.

Agreed

Also the Last Airbender

That one did destroy the anime. And Maverick for an Amero-anime you gotta admit it was pretty good. Even more so considering it was an Amero-anime in Nickelodeon.

@ ILB: I know, but you’re not allowed to have a Y chromosome and like Nicholas Sparks. But he just keeps making more and more terrible chick flicks.

Also, Friedberg and Seltzer and Uwe Boll.

Percyphobia and the Lightning Quee- uh…nevermind.

The Happy Hooker Sequels

So Nicholas Sparks, then, must be a self-contradiction?

Kinky. ^_^

Oh my! What, or rather who, has gotten into you my dear ILB?

I’m afraid to answer that. ^_^

But nothing, I hope. I just replied to Johnny with a word he used before, to create continuity. Naught was intended implied, whatsoever.

Why of course it wasn’t…

None of your cheek, dear ^_^

both of the d&d movies should not exist. good concept, bad everything else. hell, i coulda done better.

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Why you ask, because it’s completely irrelevant to all the previous movies.
You know…. seriously, aliens and Indiana Jones just don’t mix.

I sort of agree about 9

I had high expectations for it. I feel it had cosmic potential but ultimately it didn’t amount to any of it.

THEY MADE A SECOND D&D MOVIE! OH GOD KILL ME NOW

they made a D&D movie….? name plz?