Bittersweet Candy Bowl

unce upun a time ther was mike and lucy having sex lucy ahwhwh more mike put it in lucy i live your peanes mike i love your bobbs and abby was waching and abby said omfing end o__o

And Lily nodded in approval.

Did you really need to make a topic for this?

A+ would read again

Miw to be honest that question could be applied to a LOT of the topics on this forum.

…What are ‘bobbs’?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
*bangsplode*

JESUS GOD

NO MONEY SHOT. WORST PORN EVER.

best story ever

But snooths, what of Tito Time?

the fuck did i just read?….

Why do these things always happen when I’m asleep? ^_^

what

@ILB It’s you posting while sleepwalking. >_>

So in my sleep, I transform into a vile creature that is to my usual self what Mr. Hyde is to Dr. Jekyll, hide behind aliases such as haokery, snoof and J. Vincero (Jerk), and post inappropriate stories everywhere?

I need to have my head checked, then. ^_^

Yeah you really do ILB. At least admittance is the first step to recovery

I will go see a shrink first thing tomorrow. ^_^

Skip the shrink, see a priest. ^_^

Nah, let her post sowt interesting for once

imagine a video of bittersweetcandybowl in youtube mike and lucy having sex

Barbed cock debate answered once and for all.

Am I really that boring, Pronkat? ^_^

Isnt hyper like nine? why does keep saying “Mike and lucy having sex”

…ok…next topic

Indeed.

*hops to riddle candy bowl 5*

Engrish plex

8 FUNNY POSTS

#1 FLICK IT, STICK IT, RATTLE IT AROUND, NINE MONTHS LATTER A BABY IS FOUND.

#2 ……… CARTER IS BORN.

#3 A.D.E.S.

#4 IT WON’T GO DEEP BUT IT’LL STRETCH THE RIM.

#5 CARPEL TUNNEL DICK.

#6 COVER YOUR STUMP B4 YOU HUMP.

#7 MY ASS!!!!!!!!

#8 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BERTH CONTROL?

I think we need a new category for threads: Retarded

That would fill out too quickly mate…

I find it infinestimally amusing that cracktastic here spelt “AIDS” as “A.D.E.S.” ^_^

What a simple life thou leadst, my dear friend…

Oh, but pay attention to the adjective I used. ^_^

Other than the misspelling of the word I do understand your a-meaning…

Misspelt?

*checks dictionary*

Oh dear. I meant, of course, infinitesimally. ^_^

Of course you are quite right in it’s usage…

Are you poking fun at me? Because I know perfectly well what it actually means. I wouldn’t have used it otherwise. ^_^

No, actually I was in agreement with you.

All is well, then. ^_^

You guys post too fast to keep up with anymore.

Glad to hear it!

But that isn’t good! We need our daily Johnny dose. ^_^

I’m just slow from being drugged. Gonna…curl up and take a nap or something while it’s still merely 100F outside. Later Pronosaurus, later ILB.

Ah. Sleep well, dear. ^_^

In fact, I think I’m turning in myself, since people are leaving. Good night, darlings.

i wish i could have a good nights sleep…….
i think im actully a zombie…. because i cant sleep…. i havnt slept in three days…..

Inzombnieac? ^_^

whait dr. jhon your rhit im 9 years old will im male but have know echother i forgot but i rely 9

OP is a fag.

Hee. We try. ^_^

lol. Seriously wtf. What kind of topic is this anyway? your meant to wait for the comic to provide the closure not make it up yourself!!!

@Chazfullmetal

ROFLMAO HAHAHA