Bittersweet Candy Bowl

riddle candy bowl mike wakd up and he was in space and he had to wake his friends he was trying to esscape his pod he fund a dog huge mike fund stack and sid go get it the dog run and mike got in to the secret door he saw a seat and he reamemberd paulos room mike put a number and mike was in paulos dream mike: i really dont like much elemintry school and thut i have too kill paulo to wake up and david gave mike a stick to make a sound and evrybody died and mike said im out and put a number and wented to daisys dream and thay wher in middle school and and mike throud somthing at the theacher and he said im blind i cant see and mike told daisy o no the thacher cant wach he cant see and daisy wented to give the theachers GLASSES and the flag was in frunt of daisy and mike pushd daisy and she died and mike was out of the dream and mike put a number and mike was in davids dream and mike was in hihe school and mike said aw come on why im i alwas in school and then mike open the windo and faund a note and said i gatta kill mike he has a scarf and thean david said can i use your scarf and mike said yes thean 2 hours later david whacd mike and mr munch pusd the red buutun and david fill in a holl and said ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaa hhhhhhh h hhhhhhhh hhhhhh hhhhh h h h h h h h h h h hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and boom daivid died mike was out of the dream and evry body wasint ther any more and mike said im done he escaped and then sombody was picing him and mike said what waht is happining and mike was in a ship thean vis siad hi you are not ganna escape never mike: nice to meet you but give out of hear and why am i in hear viz said tell biz he will say you viz was out thean mike said why biz its beacus you escape all of the time and he wants reaveng so hes ganna destoy the world viz was back and said get out now biz than viz said you will die whith your friends end to be countenud…… part to of riddle candy bowl is ganna be tommaro in bittersweetcandybowl.com foum play riddle school 1 2 3 4 5 in newgrounds.com im hyper25 on newgrounds.com

You don’t say? ^_^

and stop… GRAMMAR TIME!!!

Indeed.Anyone care to translate?

I’m working on a translation just cause I’m bored.

Boredom. Right after heartache, it’s the greatest inspirator. ^_^

heartache, hope, and hatred are my motivators!

Riddle Candy Bowl Mike woke up in space and was tasked to wake up his friends. While trying to escape his pod, our hero found a huge dog. Mike found a stick and shouted, “Go get it!” with the volume of a god. After tossing the stick the dog dashed to get it and Mike found a secret door. Inside he saw a chair, which reminded him of Paulo’s room. Mike sat upon the chair and punched a number into the attached keypad. He found himself in Paulo’s dream. “I don’t really like elementary school, nor the fact that I must kill Paulo in order to awaken from this slumber,” The gray space cat said, rubbing his chin in thought. Suddenly, David appears and hands Mike a stick that emitted a sound so ungodly it killed everyone in the dream. Mike awoke in the chair, bolting upright and saying, “I’m out…” He punched in another number into the keypad and found himself in Daisy’s dream. They were in Middle School and Mike had thrown something at the teacher. The teacher cried out, “I am blinded! I cannot make use of my eyeballs!” Mike looked towards Daisy and said, “Oh no the teacher cannot see!” Daisy wanted to hand the teacher GLASSES and stood up to hand him the ocular device. As she stood up Mike noticed a flag protruding from the wall. He shoved Daisy with his trademark Manly Mike Shoulder Shove and sent her flying into the flag, impaling her through the skull and killing her instantly.

Our hero awoke again, and wasting no time, punched in another number. He found himself in David’s dream, and much to his dismay our hero found himself in High School. “For the love of Odin, why am I always in school!” Mike said, clenching his fist in front of his face in rage. He opened a nearby window, throwing it open with such force it cracked the wall. He found a note that said, “I am going to kill Mike he has a scarf.” He then heard David say, “Can I use your scarf?” Mike turned to his canine companion and said, “But of course my good sir!” Two hours laer, David whacked Mike, only to have Mr. Munch push a red button that dropped David down a giant hole. He screamed as he fell for several minutes, until he finally hit the bottom, emitting a loud boom from the impact. As David died Mike found himself awake again in the chair.

When he awoke he found none of his friends remained to be awoken. He jumped out of his chair and said, “My work here is done.” He escaped from the station only to find himself being picked up by another ship. “What is going on?” Mike says, slamming his fist onto the armrest of his piloting chair. A voice spoke to him through his ships’ speakers saying, “Hi, I am Viz, and you are never going to escape.” Mike spoke to the voice, using his courage voice, “Nice to meet you, but let me out of here, and why do you hold my ship?” The voice spoke saying, “Ask Biz he will tell you.” Mike asked for the one called Biz and submitted the question, “Why do you hold my ship?” Biz’ high pitch voice erupted from the speakers, hurting Mike ears, for even though he is a tough as nails space cat, he still has sensitive hearing. “It is because you escape all the time and Viz wants revenge so he’s goiing to destroy the world,” Biz said. A rummaging noise is heard and Viz’ voice returns saying, “Now get out of here Biz. You will die along with your friends Space Cat Mike.”

To be continued.

Part Two of Riddle Candy Bowl is gonna be tomorrow on the BCB Forums.
Play Riddle School 1-5 on Newgrounds I am Hyper25.
Good night. And Good luck.


At least that’s what I read.

That makes no sense to me

That is weird. It’s like the imagination of a five-year-old on crack, meth, and mushrooms. but on the other hand it dose make for a compelling story.

Only a little editing here and there and I could turn this into a an art film masterpice!

Plus the guy would be so high of his rocker he wouldn’t notice it at all….

But that’s not a translation, that’s just a paraphrase. ^_^

Oh I thought you needed a translation from incomprehensible-gibberish to English.

It’s a real thing,

But if it’s a proper translation, the meaning must become clear - otherwise it’s just exchanging words for words. ^_^

I was plannin to write this crappy as all hell fanfic… But I think I can get hyper to do it.

@toasty, you translated to engrish, not english.

So wait, this… coked up story is just a advertisement for a game on newgrounds?