Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Jerk

Actually they aren’t secret, there was a wide coverage of ‘em when they supposedly started out last year. But within a week they were gone and the place was worse than before.

The Not-So-Secret Police. Shhh. We don’t talk about them. Is beeg secret.

Oh no Jerk this isn’t the USA and the FBi. It’s full of dimwitted farmers and dimwitted farmers who pretend to be townies. That’d be too much for them to do…

That’s pretty much the FBI, CIA, NSA and NFL you just described.

in canada, all the violent hicks are put in a biig ring and they fight each other. this is hockey.

Wait so they are small coutries that deny they’re British even if economically, socially, culturally and parliamentary they depend on England too?

And it has become practically a religion for us to watch this “Hockey”

those that dont fight in the rink, get shpped off to the northern parts of canada, never to be seen again.

They become the defenders of the Canadian North. Rumours of their deed occasionally reach the southern parts, but not often.

I like field hockey. I was good at it. But they don’t play it in this country. Instead they play Hurling, a mutation of hockey with rugby….

hockey and rugby?

rugby with skates!?!?

RUGBY WITH SHARP P[OINTY OBJECTS ON EVERYONES FEET, AND NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!

for shame on you.

Field Hockey & Rugby mate

Boxing is just a white conspiracy to get minorities to fight each other.

field hockey? lame. no death…

Actually people do die in Hurling. They just drop dead of all of sudden. Literally.

really? give me proof, or your lying.

That’s lame. Anybody can die like that. When I die, that’s what it’ll look like, as opposed to ascension. Which is what will actually have happened.

when i die, i want to be shot back at the earth (at approximatly 1500km/h) from space, in one of those heat resistant space suits.

I HAVE JUST ESCAPED THE NORTHWEST TERRITORIES

FEAR THE RACING BLUE PEDO VAN, FOR I HAVE KILLED THE DRIVER

*calls mounties*

2/3rds of what i said is true

hmm… i dont think you escaped the NWT… so.. the other 2?

the escape and the drunk racing a blue pedo van who hit some kid.

that hitting a kid wasnt in the first description o_O

it was in nwt.

so… your a criminal?

He used 19 words. That means, like, thirteen of those words are true.

“I JUST ESCAPED THE RACING BLUE PEDO VAN I HAVE KILLED THE DRIVER.”

:|

touche jerk…

in the hick town of hay river NWT, an angry drunk man in a blue pedo van is screamed at by his elderly grandfather.

But you must apply word length to the equation. Letters yield meaning on their own, too. ^_^

hmm… your making this hard ilb. hes already givin his conffession. why not just stop over-analyzing it?

… But that is no fun!^_^

touche.