Bittersweet Candy Bowl

You would have found something wrong about it if I posted a Pocoyo episode. ^_^

Besides, you’re just pushing it. There is nothing NSFW about the Panther whatsoever.

Do I sound annoyed now? That is really not the intention. I’m sorry if I come across as cross; I’m smiling up to my ears reading this conversation. ^_^

Oh no, I was making an innuendo there. But the Pink Panther was Smoker and he did occasionally use hallucinogens. Just as they weren’t PC times children didn’t even notice.

Hee. I managed to distract you, at least. ^_^

remember kou, you always have to use protection

Otherwise you’ll get AIDS and you kids will be Kenyans!

Lol, two improper jokes in one! Go Insomnia!

while reading this, I thought when skyline said that he might have posted here already, that’s when i thought that this was all Kou’s posts, just talking with himself, just to screw with us. I might be him, then again so could everybody else. we need a pyro, and fast.

i am yu.
he is mi.
you are kou

So sex people, shoot

SPY CHECK!!!!

What the bloody ‘ell are you on about?

oh wait, I’m pyrotwister…..SPY CHECK!!!

Ah, ok SPY CHECK!

OHMYGODIMONFIRE

Not Kou either

What sex things are we not supposed to tell him? I mean, are we talking “birds and the bees” sex things or “Italian Chandelier with Angry Dragon finisher” sex things?

Who cares at this stage. Just spill it all out!

inverted cowgirl = phisically impossible. (from an actual 180 degree turn that is. role reversal, probable.)

Hm. I don’t know, I think it can be done but I’ve heard it called “Around the World.” It’s not that far-fetched, logistically.

Do youmean logically? Logistically has to do with transport.

you just have to be reflexive

Logistics is just figuring out how something can be achieved whenever I’ve heard it. It’s like an infrastructure to achieve something else.

As long as you give her a hand when she tries it, she doesn’t necessarily have to be a gymnast.

i dont think i worded that right… i meant inverted as in “someone is balencing on there head”…

If you mean a handstand, I think that’s called a “piledriver” or “jackhammer.” If you mean actually-on-her-head, then I don’t know. I think that too can be done.

But if you did, you’d have to put it online. I mean, seriously, this becomes an academic matter.

what do you mean by put it online? you mean the concept?

I mean, if you can:
1. Find a woman who will do that.
2. Get her to do it.

Then:
3. You have to make her let you record it. For science.

i see…
but then her neck would be supporting her weight + my wieght… how would i find someone who would be willing to do that?

hey forum…..?

I have a pillow tilted at an angle. It can be done.

Also, she shouldn’t be supporting your weight. You have to be strong enough to do these things. That should go without saying.

hmm… well… knowing my luck with the ladies, it wont be me to find out this scientific adventure.

jerk: i charge you with the responsibility of carrying out my research, and applying real world applications. do you accept?

I’ll see what I can do. :|

alright. when and if you can complete this endeavor, send me pictures, video.

Damn. I need to go shopping, huh?

me too………….FOR SCIENCE!
i think

might i recommend future shop? for all your technical needs? or maybe wali-world?

goddamn i forgot how to read for about a minute there…….
i need sleep.
but then they`ll get me.

are you posting this stuff while driving?

I was thinking warming lube but yeah that works too.

Try ordering dinner from a sex shop sometime. Edible panties with a side of cherry-flavored lube.

That is most certainly an… interesting idea, but would you relly want to eat lube straight?

I already have.

i have been on this computer since 6:00AM this morning

NWT would beeee Pacific Time? Iunno. My geography is not great.

i told u im not in nwt anymore.now im in manitoba

This declined more rapidly than I had foreseen. ^_^

This was really at first… Now it’s like a freakin’ MA show! Step it up, or I’m sendin’ Kou to wikiped!

@ILB you do realize you have the combined forces of jerk and me here right? jerk alone is bad enough but, i can be pretty bad aswell.

Well, of course. I realised that the combination would be dangerous, but not deadly. ^_^

ohh ILB.

you’re misunderstandings amuse me to no end.

Perhaps “lethal” would have been a better word. Oh well. ^_^

(transmission reconeccted) well of course you should use your free hand, a properly trained sexcpert can grip with one even during the most complicated…(transmission inerupted)

*swings in on a rope with a rose between his teeth* Did somebody call?

(reconected) and remember she has three holes for a reason and thats…(Transmission interupted)