Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Ok so I went and stole cookies from my sisters “freshly baked cookie” jar and well my han is stuck please help mom doesnt know what she can use since soap isnt working and please Id rlly like some help and plz dont say break the cookie jar

you’re gonna have to just lube it up, then from then on it’s a matter of pulling it out.

Some good ol’ fashion elbow grease and you’ll get it out.

OR, you can face up to your crime and ask your mom for help. That’d be the right thing to do.

Just cut off your hand.

how do u say grease in spanish?

break the jar, then make a new one out of clay, and mud.

butter, and about a minute of no pressure on your hand because the pressure probably caused some swelling.

butter is the best for that. oh, and you may have to pull hard.

dude is that rlly an option i dont want to break it mom will be mad at me and so will my sisters i cant live without such annoying ppl annoying me just cause i broke a jar

im such aa fail T_T

pull hard, but not hard enough to break it.

Some sort of lube (Oil or Soap) and just pull it out, if your hand could get in, it should be able to get out.

most of my family has big hand because were fishers so believe me. i have experience.

oil might work, thanks ziv ima try it

the pressure youve been applying has caused slight swelling. give it a minute to go down with no pressure on it, and hold it above your head so the blood drains out.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Noir did!

@Ziv OMG THANKS ZIV
@kazi thx for the advice ill kno not to pull too hard next time
@Jerk LOL

I figured, “I can’t offer any advice, so I might as well try to heal him…with humor!”

Next time, it might be best not to do it at all?

sorry i wanted a cookie XD

use those wierd kitchen tweezer things i guess.
also dont read the why thread.

i sometimes do XD
wat tweezers?

the wierd kitchen things designed to grab and flip things cooking in a frying pan

ill just use a fork and a spoon

@ Jake: First, do no harm. Second, do harm.

Lookit me, I’m Patch Adams! Hay kids, I’ll cheer you up but then depress you into a coma!

Glad you got it out xD

Thats what she said
XD

the loli in his friends minivan

….dont tell ppl where pedo bear, michael jackson, and me hide them
oh wait MJ is dead…
RIP MJ a greate friend ad good king

@Jerk: and what’s that suppost to mean?

it means that dont hurt ppl on your way to find him. but when you do, KILL HIM

Did you get your hand out, dear? ^_^

yes thx to ziv ^_^

@ Jake: It means Robin Williams was never as funny after that terrible movie.

lol

he WAS really funny…..

was

too bad he`s about to die.

If a comedian has to die, why can’t it be Andy Dick? His death will be the only thing he’s ever done that’s made me laugh.

I mean, except for the time Jon Lovitz beat him up, but I give Lovitz credit for that one.

ive never heard of either of them.
but how about we kill brendan frasier for being in that shitty animal movie.

Poor Andy. ^_^