Bittersweet Candy Bowl

haven’t seen you in a while crosseyefreak, how’ve ya been?

…The pony just fell through my roof. I think that tunnel leads to a portal of some sort.
…Its got a hippie gorilla on its back.

Wait, a pony just…?

Oh god… LINDSAY! Get a mattress! A trampoline! Anything! JUST HURRY!!!

The Pony-Gorilla Dispensing Portal Will Close In 3… 2… *CHHHK*

Great. Im justing browsin. Thought I havent visited here enough, so I came.

Wait, nevermind.

You know, being in freefall like this is pretty relaxing. Do you know how easy is it to fall asleep down here?

I would suppose. Cloud of air under yah.

about as easy as my cutting you up….
ehehehehe………..up……………heheheheheheh

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it’s bottomless, there is no midpoint. :1

the midpoint is the whole thing……
and none of it. you pick.

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Hee. Dritch was far cleverer than me. ^_^

…Everythings…FLOATING.
OH GOD EVERYTHINGS A RAAAAAINBOW.
I went into the portal….And…And now….
…Fluffy things…

@Hack: Hey… heyheyheyHeyHeyHeyHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!! There’s no reason to do this! HEY!

Somebody change it, SOMEBODY CHANGE IT! PLEASE!

Hey! Listen!

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{closereality3,4562.3}

/insert grenades

Ok, so now I’m falling at god knows how fast to a mattress which is god knows how many miles underground from where I am right now… and I am now holding a grenade in my hand…

/insert snooty french waiter with a missile launcher
yeah……….i think should even the odds…………………………..

/interrupt fall

Well, the waiter fell past me, the rocket launcher konked me in the head, (OW!) and I am now FLOATING!

/laugh maniacally as he shoots a lava cannon down the hole

I’ve been falling for three days… I have time.

I’m still floating… WOO! IMMA BIRD! *flap flap flap*

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A.Alignment=Chaotic Evil;
A.weapons=Dagger;
A.Physics.Relative.Gravityset=0.1

insert:A@Jake.x+0,Jake.y+10

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{closereality3,4562.3}

So that’s why you keep losing respect for me: you’re The One.

dun dun dun duuuuuunnnnnnn

*Uses the gun from portal to create another infinite loop for you to “fall” through.*

*uses the soul cube from Doom III to neuter the first person to make a cake joke*

… I’m almost tempted to make such a joke now, since neutering me would be kind of pointless. ^_^

Oh, and:

/end game

/reset
jake: Dammit…

@ ILB: You will receive external male organs in the mail. To be neutered, just send them back to me. The less you ask, the better.

If (Jake.Life.Health == 100)
{
wait(5);
Jake.Life.Health = 0;
}
else;
{
B = PlaySound(File.Games.FinalFantasyX.SoundCache.Vict ory)
run(B)
wait(10);
end;
ResetGame;
}

Hee, Johnny, I wouldn’t even open the box. Coming back at you ^_^

no, sell the box on the black market for profit. You’d be amazed how much demand is on those things. why, you could make…..a whole $323.23 for it! (rough estimate from the currency they use)

oh and the organs? just send them to jerk in a zip lock bag, they’re worthless….

No, give the box to meeeee~…*creepyvoice*

give me the box and i`ll give u a dead body!

then we’ll neuter the dead body! and then….we’ll trade you the neutered parts for….ANOTHER DEAD BODY!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

YAY!
more killing!

Aw, you never wanna play my games, ILB.

You have to at least look at it, or some poor bastard will have had his testes removed by force for no reason. (Even if that reason is to be the punchline of my grotesque humor.)

This reminds me of that one part in House of Leaves where Navidson drops a coin and calculates that the staircase has grown taller than the Earth’s diameter.

Oh my, Johnny. That is what you do in your spare time? ^_^

I did as I was asked, mind.

I have been gone a lot lately, haven’t I? That must mean a lot of men have lost their boys.

You’re next, Andy Dick.

I can so imagine an Andy Dick reading this, and is like….
: )

: |

*wakes up*
Oh hey, people!… ºrº
*Reads C++ book*

YO JAKE, IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT YOUR GUNNA FALL.

What. A. Mess.

YAY!

You enjoy chaos, don’t you?