Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Dammit…

but… how do you know its bottomless?

I’ve been falling for about 10 minutes… If it was a usual pit, I would have hit the bottom by now.

Must get good reception.

how did you fall? werent there signs?

Well, yeah there were. I could see them until I fell to around 100 feet.

… how are you posting if your falling?

I have my laptop!

that cant be good for your eyes…

what would happen if you ran out of power? shouldnt you be using your batteries to call for help? or are you just content on going splat (or not)?

Yeah, and how exactly is anyone going to help?

i fell into a bottomless pit once….
a giant crow pulled me out before going on a satanic rampage.

huh… i met a giant crow once… he tried to eat me… i had to hunt him down with mah bow…

@jakes topic~i know what you mean, say do you have 5 cacti with you?

I would like to bid thirty five rubles for the saxophone lesbian.

@jerk~Which one? the pink one from Mars, or the plain one from earth, whos 65 feet tall?

35 ruples… really? who uses ruples? its russian currency, and even the russians dont use it…

get real money or get out!

@ Pyro: I thought we were talking about this.

I BID A SMALL PIANO AND HERPUS TREE!

@jerk~…..how do you find these things? i want to know, because i honestly thought you had a life, and i didn’t, yet you find twice as funny things as i do. you make me sad that i am me and you are you.

and i wasn’t talking about that

@jerk. that is funny shit.

I specifically search out the funniest, scariest and most disgusting things I can find and take notes on them. It’s like a scavenger hunt and a drug addiction.

Oh, and I’m also a librarian so my search techniques are little sharp.

@Jerk: That was close to funny.

heh…. i just sit here.

Hey Jake. You mean this creepy looking h-Oops! *I fell in ºrº*

ILL SAVE YOU
(grabs shotgun)
chuchink

HOSHIZ! DIVE! *And I do just that*

You are in a bottomless pit
Directions: D U

(starts shooting the bottomless pit)
I`LL SAVE YOU!

You think you’ve got it bad? I just hit a pitless bottom. ^_^

@ILB but being in a pitless bottom is good, no?
Nowhere to go but up.

As long as you have bacon, you’ll be fine.

I once fell in a bottomless bucket of fries.

It is not, Fizmat. If you are in a bottomless pit, nothing will happen - actually, you cannot fall down because there is nothing to exert gravitational pull on you. But if you fall onto a pitless bottom, it hurts. ^_^

wouldn’t that be… triping?

That, too. ^_^

Well, I finally stopped screaming…

Hey, can someone toss a burger into the pit? My fingers hurt from trying to scrape of the wall slime during freefall and I’m hungry.

did a burly man with a beard scream something about Sparta before you fell in?

YES…….I DID………
THIS IS SPARTA!

do you have matches with you? i can help you out here!

Yes, I have some matches here!

oh, sorry, thought it was the random chat thread.


need any help down there?

how many matches?

so… how’s the food situation going? also, how much battery life do you have on your laptop?

have you licked the slime yet?

Looks like you fell into a loop cycle. The pit doesn’t actually go straight down, it has a slight curve to it, which combined with a little gravitation bending, means that you are essentially falling in circles. so if you can determine what the curve of the pit is, I can tell you when you’ll pass by the opening you fell through. Then if you have a grappling hook and a little luck, you should be able to get out.

shut it McCai…. wait… your helping?

nah he’s not helping! I’m helping! JAKE, How many matches do you have?! it’s kinda important!!

The confusion of “your” and “you’re” seems pretty widespread on this forum.

no, it’s correct. Shut up.

mccain, its right.
your perception of reality is wrong.
you dont even know who you are anymore.

I’m always right, the problem is just that nobody listens.