Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hey Icaras.

Hi, there.

And Sean, I was hugging him to keep him away from the gun. ^_^

I know, just trying to lighten the mood.

Ugh. I like hugs, but I hate living right now. >[

I’m so sorry. That comment was intended for Sean.

I hope things will go your way soon, honey.

You’re like my friend Autumn. If someone is out there cloning you or Autumn, well, I think that guy deserves something. Like a Nobel.

Aww. ^_^

I want a gun and some bullets 3 clips woupd be a nice thing and that I can take it to skool kill some bastards making the world a beautoful favor

everyone being sad and homicidal makes me Abbey sad….

is it just me, or is the forum server ungodly slow today?

@la commie: cheer up. everyone needs a little suicide now and again. just cut off a little piece of your soul, and boom! happy. (or is it forgotten? o well.)

yes the site does see a bit slow today, i blame the pixies, damn those hippies.

and no need for Sad abbey faces, too early for that and besides we always manage to make it through the rough times. Us fourumities are a tough lot, chiseled from stone and polished by a dragons flame, brought to life by a mighty bolt of lightning thrown by zeus, fawned over by virginal and skanky maidens from across the land. Dedicated to defeating injustice wherever it rears its ugnly head………shit i lost my train of thought…..

*hugs everyone* I love you guys…

In my defense, I have been in excruciating pain today. Also:

Dear Jessie,

I love you. You are the sweetest, most innocent cocktease I have ever known.

Love,

- Johnny

school wasn’t all that bad, actually…..

@jerk-she’ll wake up, just dont threaten god, the assfuck really hated me for that… but im still gonna kick its bitch ass….

She already woke up and spent the whole time cockteasing me. :|

HOORAY!
i thought you were still….down in the dumps because……..you know what i mean.

Yeah, but they finally let me take my pills again so, ya know, meh. And I finished another book. I’m taking a break before I start the next one.

I don’t know how the year will end, but I’ll probably be ready for anything and steel myself against what I’m not.

im never ready for anything!
life is so much more fun when its all in extremes!……….well……….not really, but meh……. im used to it this way…….

i guess you know what i mean….

Im bored anyone here

no

I am sort of at least. basicly eating and doing my chiropractic exercises. and just checking in, this time of days usually rather dead on here iv’e noticed

DEAD im bored I wanna fight I wanna kill the ppl I dislike so much I wanna be free of hw

Killing people actually does a lot less to make your life easier than you’d think. It seems like no matter how many morons you kill, five more take each one’s place.

So I’ve given up killing people unless I’m paid or really pissed.

I have a head ache. Does anyone have a cure for head aches?

poon

Aspirin? Ibuprofen? Tylenol? The hair of the dog that bit you?

souls of the innocents?

……………dead kittens………

This.

……..or i could just slit your throat. then you wouldnt even NOTICE the headache.

Tramadol

i feel like shit right now.
“overclocked myself on five hour energy, it wore off. i cant think straight, im shaking, it hurts to move, and im pretty sure someones trying to kill me. and for the past hour i thought something was wrong with the washing machine, but it turned out to be my stomach. im not even hungry.
wouldnt be surprised if its poison…hanging out by hospital just in case.

……..i know your watching me type this……….

Im sure killing will help me and will calm me and make me feel better

Sleep, & remember to clock 5-hour energy for two-and-a-half to three hours…and for the love of god do not ever try to counter the effects of caffine with sleeping pills while on painkillers. It begins with you laughing and ends with people literally threatening you with injury and possibly death because thirty minutes later you are still laughing.

So bored…

(nameless) has the best headache cures.

True, odds are you won’t notice your headache…

dont you love it when people make it their life goals to comment on every single page?

I find it rather charming. ^_^

I’M NOT DEAD!
and it turns out 5 hour energy makes me really paranoid!

Hi there, Kazi. How is life? ^_^


By the way, this is quite entertaining. I thought that could only happen to people like Paul McCartney and Barack Obama, but apparently the Weasley twins are important enough, too. ^_^

life been ok for me, how about you?

Oh, life has been far too good to me. I fear retribution will come soon. ^_^

….im not afraid of retribution, i already said id kill god and he hasnt done anything about it….

so your probably good.

Sex.









Let’s see how this conversation thread goes now.

How is that any different from our normal conversations Kaxbe?

good point.